Merriam Chueu

@luphumlongcayis You tell your stories so well👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽. If you write a book I’ll be the first in that queue to grab myself a copy. You always leave me in stitches😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Worshipping at the Methodist Church used to be a deeply moving spiritually charged experience. The singing of the hymns accompanied with an ‘occasional’ percussive tapping of the hymn books carried extraordinary weight that settled the spirit rather than trying to excite it. Hayi ke then entered the introduction of constant bell ringing, clinked and shaken through almost every hymn along with that jarring, “duntsu-duntsu” dancing. All of which have altered the entire atmosphere of worship. What was once measured and reflective now feels restless, even abrasive at times. Uvele uxakeke ingathi use ntlombeni. I am told some Anglican and Catholic perishes have developed these nasty tendencies too. Khanitsho maWesile amahle ezi ntsimbi, nokuku dlwabhuzela bo duntsu-duntsu, yimikhuba evalaphi na le? Please be kind. I’m an orphan. PS. I’m inclined to believe you folk are just addicted to disorder and chaos and you would go to amazing lengths to turn every orderly space into a circus.

@luphumlongcayis Very funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As someone who gets a kick out of observing and studying human behaviour. Airports are a perfect setting to satiate my curiosity. I can tell who are the first time travellers. There’s a certain unsettling energy they give. It is almost like combination of being lost, embarrassed, unsettled and restrained excitement. Then there are couples who are madly in love boasting a glow from early morning coitus. Young ladies flying out to their sugar daddies are never in short supply. With these ones the weave is as fresh as though it was installed a second ago, face-beat on point, eye lashes and eyebrows on fleek, they wear their signature uniform- those vagina revealing tights and they are typing away on their phone juggling multiple conversations, where there’s the sponsor of the trip who needs to be enticed, the main boyfriend who is left behind who must be managed, the friend who is in support of this parallel structure that’s funded the trip. Her facial expressions will give way as to who she is responding to on this text marathon. It’s 07:14. We are still waiting. Let me continue with my experiment of reading fellow travellers.

@Mishi_2210 Two people, which is the couple.

@SABCNews The brain fog is the worst one.

WATCH | Menopause is a natural stage in a woman's life, signalling the end of her reproductive years. It typically occurs between ages 45 and 55, yet it remains a topic that is often misunderstood and rarely discussed openly. Journalist and TV producer Hlela Mquqo shares her journey.

@Aina_Ai2 Disagree. I really hate the rehearsed approach cause it’s obvious. If someone doesn’t have a question, then they don’t. The mentality that there must be a question is very lame. In my interviews, I don’t read too much into “I have no question”. I judge the process holistically.

The "Passive" Penalty In 2026, saying you have "no questions" is interpreted as a lack of curiosity or business acumen. The interview isn't over until you walk out the door. This is your chance to flip the script and interview them.

During a job interview, if they ask: “Do you have any questions for us?” USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE: 

@Lush_Beauty1 @SoniaBoothZA 😂😂😂😂😂😂, dead.

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@olwethu13 @Sli_Masikane Exactly, I’m so confused😕

@Sli_Masikane “I have not been convicted of escape”.. That time he was found in Tanzania 😩

[WATCH] #ThaboBester in the Free State high court virtually today. "I have not been convicted of an escape. I can't be classified as high risk on an allegation." #eNCA

@kea_lebo_S @ThendoRalph Or garlic😂😂😂😂

@ThendoRalph Minister of tomatoes 🍅 how I Miss him 🥹

Raise your hand if you know the owner of this famous kitchen and you miss him on the TL..

@eNCA When I’ve met or spoken to everyone I need to say happy new year to😂

[VIEWER QUESTION] We are nine days into the New Year, so today we're asking you: When do we stop saying Happy New Year? Send us your thoughts. #DStv403 #DStv194

@joy_zelda Is it not her own actions that “finished her children’s bread”. Our mentality sometimes is just unbelievable. Then the next thing it’s the government’s fault that roads are flooded. We need to take responsibility for our actions as people.

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@Promisepro53085 @zan_diva I hear you, but wonder if that could be it though. How come people who take high blood pressure pills daily do it without losing hope?

@zan_diva I think they default due to hopelessness. Some days they feel like they want to live and other days they just ready to give up. Imagine having to take meds each and every day until you die? May God give them strength.

Need to understand man.. do ARVs have side effects? Like what is it about them that people in the hood just refuse to take them... like people would just rather die

@Tumi_Roch I once told someone that none of my children would ever join in on this kind of barbaric behaviour. I am very proud of you for seeing this for what it is my girl. This is very bad and there can never be any excuse for this kind of behaviour.

This is SO silly.

@Kgadi_yaMoloto @MvelaseKaNdex Is it your mom’s house? If yes, then respect her belongings please 😂

How can I make this thing disappear without my mom noticing 😔

@MbusoDlamini01 But the problem seems to be bigger than just the child because the class averages as well tell a very bad story.

I don't know what to do anymore as parent, day ruined 💔😔

Unmatched class and dignity.

@GovernmentZA @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA A very happy birthday to our President 🎉🎉🎊🎊

🎉 Happy Birthday, President @CyrilRamaphosa! 🥳Wishing you strength, wisdom, and continued dedication as you lead our nation. Share your birthday messages below!
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Yhoooo, it drives me crazy. I just don’t understand people who don’t do a little bit of risk assessment around them. Negligence at its best😡😡

@Anele 💯 agree, it’s a crime, even in a burger.

@Enghumbhini “That is so true”

@Enghumbhini It would is so true. A success story right there.

There I was at a cafe having orange juice. This lady approaches having finished her breakfast. Says have a great breakfast Mr Shilowa and hands me a piece of paper as she takes leave of my table. This is her note. Surprise and joy. Thanks Tati