Chuft Captain

@techdevnotes Star Trek’s universal translator

Grok Voice Live Translation is now listed as coming soon

@EndWokeness The dog is cute.

Redditors decided to meet up in real life It looks exactly how you would expect

@ksorbs Lock them up

How exactly do you “fix” this?

@RandyWKirk1 Cybercab being put into service, I would imagine.

What is Tesla going to announce on Tuesday?

@r0ck3t23 Cathie Wood has it exactly backwards. Thomas Edison was the Elon Musk of his age.

Cathie Wood just explained why the establishment will never stop coming for Elon Musk. And the reason is worse than they think. Wood: “Tesla was an environmental move, which I think a lot of people attacking his cars… they’ve forgotten.” They didn’t forget. You don’t forget thirty years of marching and petitioning and begging for the machine that saves the planet. Someone built it. Forced every automaker on Earth to follow. Then they turned on him the moment he delivered exactly what they asked for. Not because he failed them. Because he made them unnecessary. A solved problem is an existential threat to every institution built to solve it. Kills the funding. Kills the committee. Kills every career that exists to manage the crisis rather than end it. Wood: “I think he’s the Thomas Edison of our age… he wants to do the right thing to transform the lot of most of humanity.” Edison was hated too. By the people who sold candles. Every revolution looks like an attack to the people it makes obsolete. Wood: “What we learn about material science and technologies… is going to help us here on Earth as well.” SpaceX is not an escape. It is a forge. Build under the most brutal conditions in the solar system and every breakthrough comes home. Most people at his level stop building and start protecting what they have. Musk picks the hardest unsolved problem on Earth and runs straight at it. That is not what terrifies them. What terrifies them is he does it without their funding, without their approval, without a single thing they can hold over his head. A man you cannot buy is a man you cannot control. And a man you cannot control who keeps solving the problems you profit from is the most dangerous human alive. They will spend their careers trying to tear him down. Their grandchildren will live in the world he built anyway.

@strengthPlan Down on bad news, down on good news, up on no news

The more Tesla beats deliveries the more Tesla stock goes down 🤔🤔🤔 They beat by 80,000 Tesla stock goes -8% If they beat by 100,000 Tesla stock goes -10% But if they miss deliveries then Tesla stock -15% No way Tesla stock can win 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️#tsla

@RandyWKirk1 Buy rumor sell the news manipulation take profits ahead of the long weekend

Maybe $TSLA traders decided on Monday that they could front run a big beat, and those same traders took their profits and ran. Part 2. Maybe some fundamental investors think today was the high water mark and expect sales to go lower in Q3 as pull through due to high gas prices ebbs.

@RandyWKirk1 Just the usual manipulation

Trying like crazy to wrap my head around the drop in $TSLA right now. Anyone have some idea?

@DigitalDaisyX YL

Mark your calendars. A major announcement is coming July 7, according to Tesla’s Vice President of Vehicle Engineering. My prediction is one of these: Cybercab, Model Y L, Roadster, or Unsupervised FSD.

@RandyWKirk1 Darn gophers!

@Chuft__Captain We had half an acre and lots of gophers. We did have a riding mower. But you'd hit the gopher holes, the dust would get in the carb, and cleaning the carb in that humidity (St Louis) left a very big impression on me.

I have not mowed a lawn since leaving my family home in 1967. I made a decision that I would never work on my car, never mow a lawn, and never shine my shoes as an adult. I've kept that promise to myself.

@RandyWKirk1 Mean Green Machines are great. All electric. The Tesla of mowers!

@EvasTeslaSPlaid @Tesla Same here. Sold my 2006 BMW M3 for a 2015 Model S and haven’t looked back since.

BMW for Tesla @Tesla Then. Now.

@TSLAshareholder God, how I love these ...

babe. stop. i can tell you're panicking. remember the catalyst. DIGITAL. OPTIMUS. this dip, like the many before it, is a blessing. anyway, we can't use the chairs today cause i rented them out for a quinceañera party whatever that is. made us a couple bucks.

@TeslaBoomerMama @AP @CNN @nytimes Just saw this.. too late to sign?

✍️ 1,767 shareholders with more than 5.4 million TSLA shares are asking Tesla's Board of Directors to consider legal action against certain media outlets. The three most cited were @AP, @CNN and @nytimes. The letter will be mailed tomorrow. Thank you for your continued support.

@elonmusk @Austen ..but space elevators are not, provided we could produce a strong enough material in quantity. ”The Web Between the Worlds”, by Charles Sheffield, and “The Fountains of Paridise” by Arthur C. Clarke, oddly released about the same time.

@Austen Unfortunately, electric rockets are impossible

Oh nooooooo what are they gonna doooooo

@realDonaldTrump NICE!

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”   Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

They were circling at least twice on this route, perhaps more. Duval rd is partially inside and outside of the current Robotaxi geofenced area. Robotaxi area expansion soon, this time with cyber cabs?

Cybercab testing with driver- Duval and Mopac, Austin

@TeslaBoomerMama Congratulations!!

I got promoted 🤣🤣🤣 Lol, just an impersonator being funny