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@EricLDaugh Pffttt! You can’t claim To be a peace maker with #iran if you’re the one who stirred the shit in the first place - wtf - I don’t hear any apologies from Trump for killing all those little Iranian girls to distract us from the little girls he was accused of molesting #epsteinwar

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump announces ALL countries involved in the Iran peace deal should also be required to join the Abraham Peace Accords Peacemaker in chief! 🇺🇸 He's FIXING the entire Middle East. "Negotiations with the Islamic Republic of Iran are proceeding nicely! It will only be a Great Deal for all or, no Deal at all — Back to the Battlefront and shooting, but bigger and stronger than ever before — And nobody wants that!" "I am mandatorily requesting that all Countries immediately sign the Abraham Accords, and that, if Iran signs its Agreement with me, as President of the United States of America, it would be an Honor to have them also be part of this unparalleled World Coalition." "The Middle East would be United, Powerful, and Economically Strong, like perhaps no other area, anywhere in the World! By copy of this TRUTH, I am asking my Representatives to begin, and successfully complete, the process of signing these Countries into the already Historic Abraham Accords." "It should be mandatory that all of these Countries, at a minimum, simultaneously, sign onto the Abraham Accords. Those Countries discussed are Saudi Arabia, The United Arab Emirates (already a Member!), Qatar, Pakistan, Türkiye, Egypt, Jordan, and Bahrain (already a Member!)."

Millions of dollars spent on @Uber and they have a FUCKED UP GLITCH. I was banned as an uber driver YEARS AGO. Of course they wronged me. Bottom line, my photo on the REGULAR uber app cannot be updated cuz these idiot uber programmers have not created an easy way to update it

And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

@BhattiLaib9960 Angela

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@warDaniel47 Too late. It already has happened. The prices are already super high not because of Biden, because of Trumper stupid ass Iran war. The Epstein virus got in his head and he pressed the big red button

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just ordered the Department of Energy to release 172 MILLION BARRELS (5.4B gallons) from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, per DOE Trump is using the Reserve for what it was ACTUALLY meant for — preventing hostile nations from blackmailing us with oil prices. Biden, on the other hand, was using it to make prices look better for the 2024 election. President Trump said today the International Energy Agency also authorized over 400 MILLION barrels from various nations’ reserves. Iran’s only card left to play is spiking gas prices in the US — and Trump isn’t about to allow that to happen.

Permanent immunity my ass. We can overturn any law that Trump corrupted

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@GaryPetersonUSA Lmfao!!! 🤣 now that’s comedy

The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.

@elonmusk You guys are insane right wingers that don’t mind men impregnating their own daughters as long as the kids are white you won’t support abortions and THATS SICK

Indeed

@WatcherGuru This idiot thinks the laws he makes are permanent. lol girl bye! As soon as he leaves we fix all the laws and he goes to jail - FOREVER

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.

Trump didn’t just pardon his followers who stormed the U.S. Capitol. He’s now set them up for payments through a slush fund he created to reward his allies—out of your tax dollars. You could not make this up.

Alligator Alcatraz wasted $1 BILLION of your taxpayer dollars to house 1,400 people. Now it’s closing. This WASTE, FRAUD, and ABUSE must BE INVESTIGATED!

Hate has no place in California. To the San Diego Muslim community: we stand with you.

@elonmusk I’m from the “left” this is a lie. We have empathy for cancer patients getting billed for their terminal illness while you build rockets to mars an uninhabitable land! We DEMAND free healthcare for all in AMERICA! Now that’s patriotic!

Yes

@elonmusk You think being woke is holding billionaires accountable for their actions. Girl bye! Just pay your taxes so our kids don’t die of cancer and get a huge medical bill the day after! (Free Medicare for all) in the US!!!

A glaringly obvious double-standard

@JoshHall2024 Annoyed

🚨BREAKING:🚨DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN REPORTEDLY PRESIDENT TRUMP'S "SECRET WEAPON", PROVIDING DIRT ON CORRUPT FELLOW DEMS AND "SERIOUSLY WEIGHING" SWITCH TO GOP - Sources close to President Trump say that Pennsylvania Democrat US Senator John Fetterman has been having frequent meetings and conversations with the President where he is expressing GROWING CONCERNS about the WOKE, radical direction that his party is going in and voicing A SERIOUS CONSIDERATION of leaving The Democratic Party to join The GOP as a MAGA Republican. Fetterman is said to have grown DISGUSTED with the corruption and sexual depravity he witnesses on a daily basis among his Democrat colleagues and has reportedly begun providing President Trump with useful information and even INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE on members of his party that he has firsthand knowledge are involved in SERIOUS CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. The 2024 election and the assassination attempt on President Trump in Butler, PA in particular were apparently THE TURNING POINT for Fetterman, who these sources say could no longer reconcile with his party's growing radicalization, unhinged hatred of President Trump that he viewed as dangerous and anti-America sentiments. This is reportedly why he is the only Democrat in The US Senate who has been consistently voting to confirm all of President Trump's nominations and executive appointments. Would YOU support John Fetterman running for re-election as a MAGA Republican?👊🏻🔥🇺🇸

@elonmusk Smh

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@bennyjohnson That’s because china knows Obama’s ego is humble and doesn’t need all that pomp and circumstance

When Obama visited China, he was forced to exit off the “ass” of Air Force One because they didn’t even get stairs for him. Trump just got a red carpet hero’s welcome with 300 students waving flags and chanting. It feels good to be respected on the world stage again 🇺🇸

@mak_aura Didn’t Trump also rape a 14 year old? So you think he should be castrated too?

Castration would wipe that smug smile off his face