Chunky_Seagull

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Chunky_Seagull

@Chunky_Seagull

I'm just a fat mentally unstable, flightless blob with lots of chronic pain & writing ideas but no friends to share them with. I mean the ideas, not the pain 👍

Hopeville, Ohio, USA Katılım Nisan 2012

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·8h

How can someone who is "Somewhat Rare," also be "Below Average," and "Very General" at the same time. This is just stupid.

PersonalityHub@personalityhub

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·8h

@voicearchivist Street lamp: [sniffing the air and coughs] "Lady... Please..." [coughing, drops to their knees] "see a doctor..." [Falls flat, light flickers out] The next morning there's chalk outline... This is the only fart joke I've seen in a kids movie that ended in ☠️.

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Joshua Gould@voicearchivist·11h

If you’ve seen this movie, prove it by quoting it.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·9h

I have a Cat. 3 letter aminal. Her name is Boo. 3 letter Name. Challenge complete?

Aaliyah Shark アリーヤ@aaliyahvtuber_

I challenge you!!

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·9h

@purrinink Im trying.

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purr.in.ink@purrinink·2d

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·9h

@jurijkovalenok1 I wonder, if you dipped one side again, would that create a new layer of bubble? Or would it not work like that? Because, if it's possible to have a square bubble with in a bubble, with in a bubble, etc. it makes me curious how many layers are possible. Plus it'd look super cool!

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@jurij0001@jurijkovalenok1·2d

The Tesseract

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·2d

I wonder if I will ever find someone I trust enough to show them the real me and love unconditionally who will want mutually to have the same connection. Im not delusional. Yes, there are bad times and good times, but the point in a couple is knowing you can rely on each other.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·3d

This is incredible and beautiful. This has teaching applications, all of my geography teachers would have loved this, and with the calming aspects of a stress or fidget toy.

Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap

Interactive Topography Sandbox [1000 x 600]

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·3d

@HyperionSelene_ To be honest, I usually watch a movie, or listen to(or make) a playlist of songs that relax you, binge watching your favorite show. Or chat with a friend, if you have them. I don't, These things help distract me from not thinking about my life. Sending hopes you feel better. 🫂

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Hyperion (I quit the gig I can’t do shite)@HyperionSelene_·3d

y’all what do ya do on your free time can’t find anything to do to unwind except doomscrolling please send help

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·6d

I gave a waitress at #Sonic $20 tip for a $25 meal. She said, "Come back and see me sometime." And i think she winked. I'm so embarrassed because I didn't mean to seem flirty, but it was taken that way. But it makes me feel hopeful and like my dream life is still a possibility.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·6d

I'm scared of talking to people. But I need to get this out. Deep down, I'm looking for a genuine mutual connection that's a real, unconditionally, eternal, unending love. I'm old fashioned and want to be proper, polite, but my social anxiety holds my tongue from talk to women.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·6d

@HyperionSelene_ Do you want to talk about it? Feel free to DM me if you need someone to talk to.

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Hyperion (I quit the gig I can’t do shite)@HyperionSelene_·6d

Twitter sucks

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·6d

I'm serious about being scared about today... It's Saturday the Eleventh... 7-11 SATURDAY THE 11th!!!! Only one hour to go. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·7 Tem

Literally me after every time I post. This place sucks the life out of me.

Hyperion (I quit the gig I can’t do shite)@HyperionSelene_

Taking a temporary hiatus from twitter and probably the rest of the internet for a while… I can’t do this anymore. I feel deranged.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·6 Tem

@HyperionSelene_ Hello

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Hyperion (I quit the gig I can’t do shite)@HyperionSelene_·5 Tem

hello twitter

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·4 Tem

@heykizuna It's my birthday

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·3 Tem

My birthday is this Saturday. Not looking forward to it, tbh.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·30 Haz

I believe it's fair to say this is not the optimal cleaning method.

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Chunky_Seagull@Chunky_Seagull·28 Haz

@markiplier Happy 37th Birthday! You're an inspiration to millions and I wish your special day to be as wonderful and awesome as you are! My birthday is on the 4th, in six days, but I'm not excited about it. Turning 36.

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