Jay Churchyard

@chris_sutton73 hair pull red. headbut no red 😂

Gabriel should be sent off

The non-contact premier league. crap league. crap officials. crap football.

AJ arse falling out was funny last night.

@RachelReevesMP fuck off.

Minimum wage rising 📈 State pension increasing 💷 Two child limit abolished 🏡 Child poverty falling 📉 Rights at work strengthened 💪🏻 Labour promised change. We are delivering change. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@piersmorgan thought you were bossing it?

More painful than breaking a hip. Worse performance of the season.

@piersmorgan hes bossed fuck all! 😅😅

Declan’s pulling a Vieira. #BossingIt

Littler FFS! 🔥

@markgoldbridge how is it harsh you mong?

Harsh red for Paqueta that tbh. Ref booking him twice for dissent is a joke. But benefits us Thursday.

@8akes @Shemfc @SkySportsPL @premierleague @Arsenal @BBCMOTD 😂 its a red 100%.

@Shemfc @SkySportsPL @premierleague @Arsenal @BBCMOTD It’s a shit tackle Shem. Only person to blame is Caicedo. He gave the refs a decision to make and they made it.

I'm embarrassed by John Brooks and Anthony Taylor. @SkySportsPL @premierleague corrupt to the core helping @Arsenal winning the league @BBCMOTD never a red. Alan Smith

Big John Fury has his say on Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua 🤣👏

@_belikebaddy The Stick

The Rock ?????

@RupertLowe10 just real off all the names of people that have died at his expense.

I have been selected to ask Starmer a question next week at PMQs... What do you think I should ask him?

@bakwasbandkrein Hard

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@markgoldbridge shut up you absolute melt.

Sorry but keeping Dalot and Bruno on this long has cost us this game. Been like playing with 9 men

Here’s my take @TonyBellew

Message for @GaryLineker and every other virtue signaller putting our women and children in danger.

The perfect anthem… 🤔 When I next see a female pundit in the men’s game. 🐕😭💨

@piersmorgan thats why you are an idiot.

Messi doesn’t even make my all-time World XI. Assuming peak performance, this is my 🐐 team: Banks Cafu Baresi Maldini Carlos Zidane Matthaus Ronaldinho Maradona Cristiano Ronaldo

@piersmorgan in the words of Al Murray “Beautiful british name”

Amid all the horror of the Air India plane crash, this story of British national Vishwashkumar Ramesh from Leicester, who was in seat 11a, being the sole survivor and walking away with just a few scratches, is truly astonishing.

@LamineRole Maldini. Lahm. Irwin. Neville. Zanetti. Zambrotta. Alba. ?? you dickhead.

Has there ever been a single good white fullback in football’s history? Just one.