Charlie

For anyone who doesn’t know me I’m a heart surgeon at the Royal Children’s hospital. When I’m not at work and not volunteering at the local animal shelter you’ll find me reading feminist literature with a matcha in hand. For those that do know me. Shut up

Listen, am I the most attractive guy out there? Of course not. But do I have a good personality? No. But do I wake up everyday and try to be the best person I can be? Also no.

Just caught myself staring at an elite 11 billboard for 5 minutes. I need help

@b0nesyy @comebackkidtrev Start going to gym in ya republic clothes

@comebackkidtrev better start going out in ya gym clothes again

Crib, gym, republic and out the way 🔁

Looking to have a conversation with whoever invented speed bumps. What a fucking dork

The great DMing begins today, if you hear anything no you didn’t

@comebackkidtrev One of the worlds greatest wonders

How’s Jamo done that then?

@b0nesyy I like what you’ve done there

@ChutesEth mad pun intended

Boutta go fishing and see if I can catch a fucking break.

@jbuxter1000 How do I retweet

One question for ya reek, where do these chix keep spawning?

Holy shit, is it everyone’s first time driving tonight. Just steer the damn thing cunt

Saturday was my 13th reason to put down the packet man

I’m fr about to be on some shit Jehovah hasn’t witnessed yet

They say you either increase your sacrifice or decrease your desire. I have thought about this deeply. I have reflected. I have weighed up my options. And I have decided that I will NOT be the man who decreases his desire. So yes. I am sacrificing my Sunday, see ya’s Saturday.

Tarts in Sydney couldn’t be sweeter actually

Sad to announce my contracts with Lil Kate and Renee have officially come to an end. Grateful for everything we achieved. In exciting free agency news, I’m proud to announce I’ve signed a new supermax deal with Martha, Grossy and Ruby Morton. Sources say it’s a culture fit move.

25 tomorrow, surely can still make premier league though

Anyone have any good belt recommendations? Had so many bitches on mine satdee that it’s stretched

@jbuxter1000 Welcome bro, it’s nice to have you

Crazy im now part of the AP club.

Mfers in Melb would really eat Adolf hitlers ass if he played AFL and had a half decent missus

Mother’s Day this weekend, can’t help think about what could have been with my rice tart man