Jimmy⚒️

Weighing all the dumbbells at my new gym to make sure they’re not pulling any funny shit

So full rn. I wonder how much an Asian foot spa would charge for a belly rub

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat

Leaving the nice private course as a guest after shooting a 97 and throwing out the score card

Legendary top five

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The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

@WHUFC_News Soucek in the Pablo role

Where we go from here then? Do we risk playing our only two strikers with Taty slightly deeper or continue with the same system from Tuesday night?

Our for the season? Surely not?

@FabrizioRomano Probably the bellend on the sideline adding 7 minutes

West Ham and Manchester United share points! ❌ Who’s been your Man of the Match?

A banana and a beer. What's better than that?

@DarkOutFront Unstoppable in its prime

@ChxCaesarWrap grave digger is insane

Alen Halilovic is a deep cut

It should still work that way

Dad, what was it like to watch Lucas Paqueta play for West Ham?

@CFCUnfiltered @CFCPys @Laus1507 I think Chelsea fans are like addicts at this point

“He looks like a top, top talent, not just oh he’s a good talent” - @CFCPys “I am past caring about price, the amount of money this club has wasted over the last few years, it’s not going to get worse with this guy do you know what I mean” - @Laus1507 “If we overpay 10-15m now, doesn’t make a flying flip of a difference” And he has @ConnorHolden00 seal of approval 👀 @CFCPys and @Laus1507 discuss Chelsea’s January pursuit of Jeremy Jacquet 🔵

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Wake up @WestHam

🚨 Wolfsburg make proposal to sign Toulouse defender Charlie Cresswell. Bid worth around €18m submitted by #VfLWolfsburg. Doubtful offer at level #Toulouse would want to consider sale. 23yo England U21 int’l also has interest from elsewhere @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64904…

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

The streets won't forget this. One foot into his next club and leaves his fans with an extra time winner. Absolute beauty

@Philly_Mays I thought Hurts was a top 3 quarterback?

Hes broken

@talkSPORT Is this guy a memer

🤷‍♂️ "Can he hit a free-kick? Absolutely! So can Ward-Prowse..." 🤔 "I wonder how much he'd stand out in a very poor side!" Simon Jordan questions if Declan Rice is getting too much praise for his work at #AFC right now! 👀