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Giro d'Italia 2026 Leak Visma | Lease-a-Bike confirmed to rely again on @CiclistaParvo memes to inspire riders "It worked last year." — Unofficial Social Media Manager @vismaleaseabike @giroditalia @WoutvanAert @SimonYatess #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo #bikes #cycling #memes

BREAKING: @seixas_paul to race @parisroubaix Returned to France to rest after winning Itzulia and decided to do an active recovery ride. His coach: 'He needs to spin the legs and we thought 55km of cobbles would be the perfect preparation for @LeTour #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo

If Pogacar wins Paris-Roubaix with these Hulk caps and decides to auction them later, they will be worth a fortune!

Pogacar Mini-Hulk Valve Caps for @parisroubaix Manufactured with KAP Kinetic Active Pigment compound, change color based on vibration and kinetic load. The harder Pogi hits the 5-star cobble sectors, the greener, angry the Mini-Hulks become @TamauPogi #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo

This new Guide weighs 733g at the beginning of the race and, at the end, when all the bearings have been disposed of, it will weigh only 12g. The Dynamic Weight Loss will increase speed towards the velodrome!

@MadsPedersen with @KEdgeBike K-Edge CT Chain Guide: Lubed Bearings, Automatic Eject System — it cleans, lubes, and automatically disposes of worn bearings= 'Inverted Stability' for the other riders. Mads: 'To win @parisroubaix we need balls' #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo @LidlTrek

MVDP's bike remains immaculate! The high-frequency vibration of the Digital-Analog Tuning Fork doesn't just cancel shocks; it acts as an ultrasonic cleaner, instantly shaking off mud, water, and debris. This keeps the bike lighter, 100% aero, photo-ready for the velodrome finish.

@parisroubaix Leak: @mathieuvdpoel spotted with the new Canyon DTF Digital-Analog Tuning Fork. Features a Negative Vibration Cancellation module to detect the exact frequency of cobble sectors and generate counter-vibration for a smooth ride @AlpecinPT #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo

Coffee shop bartender: "How do you like your coffee?" Ganna: "Strong. At lava temperature."

Different Handlebarista styles during Paris-Roubaix Recon Wout van "Art" Coffee vs Filippo Ganna "Strong" Coffee @WoutvanAert @GannaFilippo @vismaleaseabike @INEOSGrenadiers @parisroubaix #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo #bikes #cycling #memes #peloton #parisroubaix #coffeebreak

One of Mads' biggest dreams is to win Paris-Roubaix one day… I guess any Paris-Roubaix will do!

Is @Mads__Pedersen racing @RoubaixFemmes in 2026? Is he participating also in the Men’s race and try to win the two races in the same day? Not sure if I understood well this post from @LidlTrek Team on X... I’m so confused right now! @parisroubaix #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo

@LidlTrek @RoubaixFemmes @Mads__Pedersen @parisroubaix @x_shirin @L_Hanson94 @emmanorsgaard1 I’m so confused right now! Hope you can explain more in the new behind-the-scenes video

Motorpacing ❌ Mads-pacing ✅ on our @RoubaixFemmes recon today! #ParisRoubaix #ParisRoubaixFemmes

Hope they can explain more in the new behind-the-scenes video they will publish later today...

EXCLUSIVE: New footage from Catalunya reveals why @EvenepoelRemco crashed! He failed to slow down for the new 'UCI Human-Based Speed Bump', despite the clear road signs @UCI_cycling decided to install them in @parisroubaix #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo #bikes #cycling #memes

Dr. Floorian Von Signatureinz clearly needs some wings to bring the offer from the ground to new heights!

BREAKING NEWS: Revealed the identity of the spectator that fell at @ehitzulia Lawyer Dr. Floorian Von Signatureinz from @RBH_ProCycling trying to intercept Paul Seixas with a contract @seixas_paul: 'Stand in front of me when you have a decent offer!' #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo

The spectator, just like all the other riders in the peloton, was so afraid of Paul Seixas' raw power that he instinctively faked death to avoid the attack.

Is this a new human-based speed bump safety system @UCI_cycling is testing to slow down the riders for @parisroubaix before the Trouée d'Arenberg? This test in Itzulia didn't work with @seixas_paul Other explanation? Comments below! Wrong Answers Only #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo

How do you say 6 Million Euro in Baby Talk? Jonas: 'Gugu-Dada-Sixy-Milly-Willy?' The contract negotiation is getting intense!

Visma | Lease-a-Bike also trying to sign Paul Seixas Jonas Vingegaard already had some FaceTime Call with Paul to discuss the contract details and the tactics for the future @VingegaardJonas @seixas_paul @vismaleaseabike @decathloncmacgm #humor #fun #ciclistaparvo #youngriders