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If I had Tinder this would be my bio.

He’s innocent until proven guilty. Unless he is of course proven guilty, in which case it is a stitch up.

What are the chances that a man who's had stories swirling about him for a decade in his industries would just happen to built a brand that perfectly instills suspicion of all media and creates the ideal fan base to insulate him, all before allegations about him finally leak?

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Margot Robbie had the chance to do the greatest fashion press tour ever and lord did she take it

@AvaSantina I just want to shake a box of salad.

why is not one london salad outlet doing those outrageously large kardashian-esque takeaway salad bowls? why are we living in the dark ages of salad consumption

@notsosexintheci I don’t think I’ll ever get over it.

@CigaretteCalpol Same!! Do you want a drink? I’ve got filtered, ice cold water. 😂😂

Heinz Beans instead of the blue label Tesco ones. Oh, and a water dispenser in the fridge.

@KimFishlegs 👀👀👀👀👀

@KimFishlegs You know my answer.

Cornwall voted massively for Brexit and is 100% Tory-run. It received over £1 billion in EU funding from 2000 and was to receive another £350m after 2020. Instead, it was awarded £18 million and beaches covered in human excrement. Brexit illustrated. cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-…

🚨 Matty Healey’s mother joined the band on stage at tonight’s The 1975 gig:

@Fi79 I’ve never had it from a significant other either! I’ve been very lucky that I’ve had girlfriends who have though, my friends are a million times more romantic than any partner I’ve ever had.

I know it's not the end of the world, but I wish I'd experienced some of the above with someone I was in a relationship with.

I've never had a party thrown for me, or been given a surprise weekend away. Never been taken to a fancy restaurant, or bought a piece of jewellery that wasn't an engagement ring. And I'm not talking about having millions spent on me either. Just being treated occasionally.

wake up babe architectural digest just dropped photos of barbie’s house from barbie (2023)

i did not see this one coming

Not to be all bucket of cold water, but I really hope Schofield’s runner is being supported in all this. Poor fucker wasn’t even out and he’s been dragged all over social media, with mirth and merriment made of what may be legit grooming. Career and reputation fucked.

@hollyshortall The FIGHT CLUB white brings out in me

Barbie opening the first night of Leo. I’m calling it, my job is homophobic.

Appears somebody has driven into the gates of Downing Street

The idea of Taylor Swift sitting down for a roast dinner on a Sunday with with them is sending me