Chris Edwards

For The @Independent, I wrote about The Last Samurai (the best film ever made) for its 20th anniversary. Massive thanks to director @EdwardZwick1, who spoke to me about working with Tom Cruise. independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

@Doaly Oh, you may well have done! I’ve never actually seen you in the flesh before so I would have been completely oblivious. But do say hi the next time you see me!

@CineWipe I think I shimmied past you to get in my seat, I did a second take but wasn’t sure because of the mood lighting in the theatre

Been sat next to Keith Lemon all night. Two out of five.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be overstuffed, crazily paced, and lacking narrative depth, but Trump is going to turn the world into Fallout 3 and only the richest among us will board Musk’s spaceships to Proxima Centauri b, so shut the fuck up watch Yoshi poo out some eggs.

CineWipe reviews The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. cinewipe.com/index.php/2026…

@OliviaBuzaglo Sacked tonight, surely?

No words

@OfficialFPL @Arsenal You must be joking. Gabriel’s my captain and I knee-slid across the living room they conceded.

Hoping for better in the second of @Arsenal's Double Gameweek 26 matches 🤞

@FPLKayman Thought you’d all like to know that I’ve had a wonderful week and I’m now ranked 8k in the world. Cheers.

@fpl_tactician The amount of terrorists triple captaining Gabriel this week. What have Arsenal done to football?

Transfer made. Tarkowski ➡️ Saliba. Gives me the funds in GW28 to do Enzo & Sarr ➡️ Wirtz & Rayan/Dango No chip just Gabriel(c)

@fpl_tactician They’d be happier if they had Palmer in their FPL teams.

I’m working today.😞 Already had a bloke being disgruntled that I couldn’t give him paracetamol because his back is hurting and a grown woman ask to change a £1 coin into 30p’s for the claw machine I bet they both celebrate Anderson getting 4pts each week and think that’s good

@fpl_tactician I kept my boy, Andy! Look. I just knee-slid across the living room.

ROGERS!! Let’s go!! My squad is so hot right now!

@fpl_tactician I had him months ago to be fair. Purely because of my Chelsea bias. But I somehow can’t see him doing much this weekend.

@CineWipe No. Palmer has a great fixture. You can’t sell I’m afraid. This is why you bought him

My only decision this week revolves around Ismaïla Sarr. Do I roll and play Dalot, or do Foden ➡️ Sarr and bench Dalot? Is the upside of Sarr away to Brighton worth the FT? 🤔

@FPLKayman Just pick the best players in the league and then you’ll be in the top 10k like me. It’s so easy.

@fpl_tactician As long as it’s about your daily activities at Bournemouth Pier Amusements and not FPL, I’m interested.

Might start YouTube content. As a knowledgeable, interesting person with great communication skills, I think it would come easy for me.

CineWipe reviews Avatar: Fire and Ash, a cinematic experience enhanced immeasurably by my decision to dress as a 10ft blue alien. cinewipe.com/index.php/2025…

@fpl_tactician Yeah, I’m still doing it right.

@fpl_tactician Am I still doing it right, Andy? 5k in the world. Palmer in this week as I’m finding the game too easy and wanted to take a risk.

It’s hard keeping up with everyone’s mistakes but I have a large brain capacity thankfully, so makes it manageable.

@FisherFree8688 It is when you’re assigned a seat for a premiere. Sorry.

@CineWipe Just sit back farther away from the screen. Is that so goddamn challenging?

Avatar: Fire and Ash might be the best film ever made. But not worth the immense neck pain and eye strain you’ll get from watching it in 3D IMAX on the biggest screen in the universe while sitting in row C. Look at the size of James Cameron’s head.

@fpl_tactician Reckon Newcastle beat Sunderland? I’m staying far away from that fixture, both geographically (I live in London) and in an FPL sense.

5FTs. Still unsure atm. Does feel like people are buying my players still though. 😞