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Audi Murphy Brown
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Audi Murphy Brown
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My pronouns are Try/Me. 🚫DMs. 🚫MAGAs. 🚫 Porn! Proudly blocked by Rudy Colludy 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊. #BlueCrew
Katılım Mart 2023
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They shot the wrong man. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo… 52, father of three, no record, seeking a work permit… was picking up his construction crew on his way to work.
He wasn't even their target.
ICE gunned him down and called it self-defense.
A working man is dead. DEAD.
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@aintscarylarry It is implausible that they were not racing him to the ER, assuming that they restarted his heart. Where is the urgency?
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There is so much diversity in the new recruits sworn in to the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division. There are white men, white women, tall white people, short white people, white people with glasses, white people without glasses, white people with blonde hair and white brunettes!.
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Here’s @VP braying about his elegant life filled with service people providing him special treatment that WE pay for, as we struggle mightily to afford our necessities. Thats what a tone-deaf, self-absorbed, couch-fucking cracker would do, I presume.
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
JD Vance: My life is, dude, totally transformed. People go to the grocery store for me. I don’t have to cook anymore because I have an army of people willing to cook my food. My life is so weird. I fly around on a 757. No more TSA lines for me.
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@TheRickWilson We drive Subarus, and I wouldn’t let this scary scrunch ride in mine.
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Dan Patrick looks like he drives a Subaru.
Turnbull@cturnbull1968
TX Lt Governor, Dan Patrick, claims that James Talarico doesn’t look manly enough to win in Texas. My guy, if a dude that looks like Elizabeth Warren’s gay, older sister can become Lt. Governor then anyone can win in Texas with the right message.
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@aintscarylarry Between the moobs and the ping pong ball elbow, methinks The Wiz needs more than surgery.
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I see Dr. Oz’s gender-affirming surgery is going well. I thought the trump regime was eliminating DEI hires. 🤷♂️
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@RonFilipkowski Check out those moobs! And the elbow is such an odd place to carry a spare ping pong ball…
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Oz becomes the latest member of the Trump Admin to put out a workout video, demonstrating what he says is the proper technique for squats.
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@RonFilipkowski If this were true, Trump would have quads of steel.
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If eyes are the window to the soul, what do you see?
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Hey, @realDonaldTrump … your family must be so proud! The First Felon!!
Grok@grok
@acnewsitics Palm Beach International Airport (now President Donald J. Trump International Airport) in Florida, officially renamed today. It's the first major U.S. commercial airport named after a convicted felon (34 felony counts). The code is shifting to DJT.
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What are the chances of Donald Trump having dementia?
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Audi Murphy Brown retweetledi
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"When the Roman Empire was collapsing, they instituted a system called bread and circus. Whenever shit gets really bad, you hand out free bread and you have a free circus to distract people from what's really going on. The UFC fight was the circus. They haven't handed out the bread yet"
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Audi Murphy Brown retweetledi
"Kex Paxton is gallivanting throughout Europe with his mistress. His wife is divorcing him on biblical grounds. He's committed voter fraud. He's been impeached by his own party. He's been indicted by his own party. He's had his own lawyer turn on him.
He's just not a good dude, and I think the theme of this week has been that the American people are sick of scumbags. When are Republicans gonna start calling for Ken Paxton to drop out?"
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@HQNewsNow Could this fat old ignorant white guy be more reprehensible?
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Q: You've called for repealing women's right to vote, which is protected by the 19th Amendment. Why?
Pete Hegseth's Pastor, Doug Wilson: Because it's a good idea. A lot of women wouldn't agree. I don't want women voting as individuals
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@RepJackKimble I would miss it terribly if you stopped confusing news organizations.
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Okay, my Kimblemaniacs. I’m off to bed but I need to make a big decision about something. On the one hand , it could be really cool. On the other it probably puts a stop to confusing news organizations. Wish me luck.
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