Tochi Cipher
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Tochi Cipher
@CipherTochi55
A certified hotel operator. Intern at an HVAC academy.. FBI - Full blooded Igbo. Chelseafied.
Katılım Kasım 2025
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@Ol0ye 43yrs banny still dey Zuzu online and you tell me say she no be trailer load of wahala
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A few facts women hate to know about men.
- Old babes get no love except from their husbands. If you're in the dating market at 43. You should have exactly zero standards if you want a man.
- Your degrees mean nothing. Men will date a feminine HND holder over a masculine PhD holder. The only men in the dating pool who care are those who are looking to leech off your success.
- Your success doesn't intimate men. The bad character that comes with it pushes them away. Nobody wants to date Sunday Dagboru.
- You cannot keep a man if you lack accountability.
- Single mums have to work 3 times harder to bag a man.
- Eyelashes, acrylic nails and all that extra shit means nothing to men.
- Your past matters.
What did I leave out?
A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬@ABUJAPLUG
No gold diggers needed ❌❌ Name: Jane Location: Bristol, UK 🇬🇧 Occupation: Project Manager in a top aerospace company Marital Status: Single (Never Married) Gender: Female Age: 43 Complexion: Caramel Religion: Christian HIV Status: Negative Qualification: MSc (and relevant professional certifications) About Me: I’m a gentle, easygoing lady who enjoys deep conversations and an stress-free life. I’m ready to settle down and build a serious relationship that leads to marriage. 😍 I’m looking for a mature, responsible and caring Christian man aged 37 and above. He should be tall, financially stable and genuinely serious about marriage. No gold diggers please. I’m open to long-distance for now, but I will process the papers for my future husband to relocate to the UK after marriage. I will be in Abuja this Summer and would love to meet a serious-minded man during this period.
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@onlyone_success Bitter truth , I've said it countless times no man deserves to settle with less than 3 wives.
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Isaac Fayose has several baby mamas and two wives. One of his wives is a Caucasian and the other one is a Nigerian.
Imagine being married to a Caucasian and telling her that you have to marry another wife because polygamy is an integral part of your culture.
It is only a weak and uzelezz man that women can accuse of cheating. Any man who is unapologetically African doesn't have time to entertain stupid talks like cheating.
Can any idiot accuse Isaac Fayose of cheating? In an interview, he said that if his wives trouble him too much, he would marry another one.
Let me stop here.
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Military says troops arrested suspected spiritualists linked to terrorists and uncovered illegal Biafran currency operations. ow.ly/nXR4106yXUB
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@iamNeare I watched a video clip once where a guy did a survey in Harvad . Bro this people dont fucking know the diff between countries and continents. Like
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To know how dumb Americans are...
A whooping 23 million American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows
KING ELOM👑🌕@iamNeare
🇺🇸USA ranks 125th in international literacy rate 🇳🇬Nigeria ranks 124th Meaning, Nigeria has better literacy rate than USA. And White people in USA are the majority illiterates with low literacy skills
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@WorldCupMedia Make una go find work , we're waking up faster than you whitest lambs can imagine . #distractors
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World Cup mode activated! 🏆 #FIFAWorldCup
Who will you support? 💬
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@trigottista @islemonjuice @BBC These people think we're out to joke , we will debunk every lie with a fact factual truth. We move Harry
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“Surviving Cultism - Insight into Wole Soyinka’s Legacy”
Coming soon w/ @islemonjuice & @BBC
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You no go work for the money wey APC give you ke
Gig man
JACK The Builder™@Jack_ng01
The fight loading in NDC eheeeee 😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine alot of loyal Obidients that have worked so hard over the years being asked to pay 10m (party development fee) before they can get tickets 🤣🤣 After screening, you ask them to pay 10m? And it is not refundable? With no guarantee they will get ticket? That's criminal
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I’m compelled to think there’s no intelligent person left in APC.
Because how do you win presidential primary with 10,9 million votes when your party register says you’ve 6.2 million members?
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Security cooperation in action!
In coordination with the Nigerian Armed Forces, our #counterterrorism efforts from May 16-18, 2026, eliminated more than 175 ISIS terrorists in Northeastern Nigeria.
#AFRICOM #Nigeria
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Our economic reforms are yielding results
~ President Bola Tinubu says
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@felixherbt Geometrically, after the 66th comes the 67th, which entails freedom , we'll be free either through votes or through our own blood
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“Nigeria has not over borrowed compared to countries like Egypt, South Africa and Senegal. We can still take more loans.”
~ Presidency says
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This is not Beverly Hills 🇺🇸, this is Akwa Ibom 🇳🇬 looking peng !
Guess this location…
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@UNOFFICIALFACT @inecnigeria We'd fight it out come 2027, we're tired
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Felllow Nigerians with good conscience, our pressure is paying up. INEC @inecnigeria has just come out today to deny the political party membership list that was released yesterday..
They claimed it is from the APC National chairman, and should be disregarded.
Is there any smoke without fire?
Can the APC National chairman come out to talk without confirmed evidence? Well like i said, it all a prelude for their 2027 rigging plans.
Dear NDC @NigeriaNDCHQ, we need more pressure.
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We'd all have to start telling stories @BBC unfortunate people
Sirloin Kay@SirloinKay
Unfortunate greetings to you @BBC I’m sure since you’ve opted for @mejialabi to tell the story of Ndi Igbo. Your next documentary better be about Yoruba history. I suggest Nnamdi Kanu as director. You BASTARDS at @GOVUK along with whatever demons that possess you lot in the @RoyalFamily had better tell the truth because if you don’t 2026 will be the beginning of the end! 😂🫵
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