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@MercyEmma01 🫂💗

@Cipher_Nova_ Just changed mine

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so u tellin me the balls AREN’T supposed to go in da condom??

Always expect a woman to betray you. Not because she's evil, but because her loyalty belongs to her feelings.

Sucking big Titts too much causes brain damage Me:

If I enjoy for 2 days I go suffer for 10 days😭😭 which kain life be this

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at night it really be you vs your thoughts

What an unexpected visitor She was frying an egg but wanted to go make coffee then she saw a massive snake 🐍 by right on the gas stove trying to shove its way into the corner of the stove😳 How do these things get in?...why are they so careless to allow these dangerous creepy things in the kitchen 😶

Classrooms are getting wilder by the day... 😳 You won't believe how this ended

ever since i stopped masturbating, my life has been progressing.

bro egg don enter 300, bag of water don enter 700!!!

Which artist would rock this perfectly? 🤔

When his wife Ifb sent me this message

omo i dey go beat my 🥩 fuck barca fuck wike fuck sarkin mota fuck sports betting fuck error musk fuck you fuck yhemolee fuck that bouncer wey dey with davido fuck that woman’s wrapper AG baby

Meanwhile Coachella records: since when did we say all that? Y’all turned a $10M paycheck into a legacy.

The place was packed wall-to-wall, red cups everywhere, and you could barely hear yourself think. About an hour in, two guys started arguing near the kitchen over something dumb — spilled drink. It escalated fast. Someone threw a punch, then a bottle shattered. Suddenly people were shoving, trying to get out. In the chaos, I got knocked into a table. My phone screen cracked and my knee hit hard. Someone’s speaker got pulled down and the music cut to screaming. Neighbors called the police, and within 10 minutes the police arrived, Party over. Some parties aren’t worth the story. That one almost cost more than a cracked phone.

“When last did you visit the gym?” she asked… I thought it was small talk… turns out na review 😭🌚

Some people never see 200k for their acct balance before 😭 💔🔧

• aunties (not related to me in any way) is just a name we call women older than us in Africa. • “30s” works when a child is 10 and above (most men can relate to this). • a boy who is 10-12 y/o calling an adult who is 30 y/o and above “auntie” is another way of giving respect to the person. • i was introduced to sex and women’s 🐱 at an early age (10 y/o), so this post resonates with me a lot. i hope y’all understand this tweet better now? 🫩

How to use a coffee machine……… Since Nikita said we should start making talking videos ☺️