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Nobody cares about your excuses. Not really. Results speak. Complaints don't. Keep going.

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I won't reply your messages but you'll see me posting memes, it's called living without fear😂😂😂

Me thinking on how to reach even 1m impression

Dear men, always protect yourself if you see that her kitty is always shaved💀

Half of adulthood is checking your account balance before making basic decisions.

Maturing is realizing that just because a woman is a virgin doesn't mean she's relationship material.

were you there?

@dekim_Kalvino Very quick he now has a job again

A Gen Z worker got fired on Friday. By Saturday morning, he had already updated his bio to: “Entrepreneur | Digital Marketing Expert | CEO.” By Monday, his former manager was asking him how to run ads online.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done as a guest?

@Gnmcrypto I hear the sound it's like therapy

Did you hear that sound?? It's therapeutic. 🙃

Love really is just two people slowly inventing their own language. 47 inside jokes. Random nicknames you give to people. A person could just say a word and suddenly two of you are laughing but nobody else gets it. The type of connection & intimacy that makes people jealous.

@YUNGJIZZY19 I was there and still have memories

Were you there?

Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day.🤷💁😅

Cheating back is worse than cheating. The Bible says turn the other cheek, not spread your cheeks😂

@iLnico4real I cannot try to look at them

Do not search for this accounts. Don't say that I didn't warn you.