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Citizen Bane

@CitizenBain

husband, dad. writer, comedian, actor. infj. empath. he/him. fan of kindness. no dms!

here Katılım Eylül 2009
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
If you've ever: questioned the singular use of they/them; refused to believe there are more than two genders; insisted that gender is based on genitalia; mocked the use of pronouns; etc., please watch this with an open mind. It's helpful. youtube.com/watch?v=zBix_R…
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@EricLDaugh Please name one thing he did to make this fantasy come about
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: The Experts are SILENT after gas just dropped to or below $2.00/gallon in MULTIPLE areas, averaging $2.99 countrywide... ...when President Trump predicted just days ago: "We could be hitting close to $2 a gallon." And eggs? -82% since Trump took office. Wow.
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@PapiTrumpo You're a fool if you believe he's actually ever done this with any sincerity.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: The price of eggs has utterly COLLAPSED under President Trump and the Democrats are REFUSING to give him credit — despite attacking him on the issue during the early days of his presidency. $1.15 per dozen. Ignore it now that he solved the problem, huh?
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
JUST ANNOUNCED: Approximately a combined 650,000 people attended a no kings rally nationwide. LOL! They said 7M! 🤣🤣🤣
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@megbasham I'm sorry, but how can you think he posted that on his own?
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Megan Basham
Megan Basham@megbasham·
I’m sorry, but how can you not think he’s hilarious? 🤣
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@megynkelly Why can't we comment on both? Yes, that protester is a pos. Why is it so hard for you to admit the racists in the YR texts are, too?
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
Yes, this is real. President Trump just trolled every single “NO KINGS” protester, including Harry Sisson, with a single post 🤣 We truly live in historic times.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
We’re built different. Have a good night, everyone. 👑
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Desiree
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
I don’t care how the NFL spins it...this isn’t cool.
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@Laurieluvsmolly They should have dragged her away the moment she let go of the hair! Instead they let her continue to assault that other woman….
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🪴Laurie
🪴Laurie@Laurieluvsmolly·
Pretty sure she was at the Capitol on January 6th.😬
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@Acyn "My time, Governor Hochul..." Then don't ask questions that she needs to answer!
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Greene: Are you smiling at me? Hochul: No Greene: Don’t you dare smile Hochul: Don’t question how I look
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@paulg I’m not on ketamine ffs
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Citizen Bane
Citizen Bane@CitizenBain·
@Vindicatrixy @slutriarch Sure you can. It’s been 160 years since the Confederacy fell. There have been plenty of southerners since then who didn’t have roots in the Confederacy.
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Catherine (My Dad was cooler than yours)
It cracks me up how upset dudes get when you make fun of the confederates, as if they weren't traitors to the country they're supposedly proud to be citizens of.
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Hemant Mehta
Hemant Mehta@hemantmehta·
Oh they’re already mad.
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Lectric
Lectric@lectric_sun·
@PawlowskiMario Great now you're a retard if you have fork preferences. "Hi, my name is smells run blue pothole, I have a fork preference. Do you want to exchange pronoun gaslighting now?"
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Mario
Mario@PawlowskiMario·
This is the best test to find out if you are neurodivergent. Be honest.
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