𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀

" Is President Ruto dead or alive?"- Danstan Omari is something else! @OmbetaC @amenya_nelson @Bookten8

🚨 Chelsea Football Club will be playing once a week next season 😂😂

Receipts. Tulieni kila mtu atafikiwa.

Reporter: Will you allow the players to have a party today? 🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola: "Not even one beer." "We'll celebrate the next Monday after Aston Villa. @BernardKavuli

🚨🏆 OFFICIAL: Pep Guardiola has now won 20 TROPHIES in 10 years at Manchester City. 🏆 1x Champions League 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 x6 Premier League 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 x5 League Cup 🏆🏆🏆 x3 FA Cup 🏆🏆🏆 x3 Community Shield 🏆 1x UEFA Super Cup 🏆 1x FIFA Club World Cup @ManCity

Fuel Prices in East Africa today: Kenya: —Petrol: Sh214 —Diesel: Sh243 Uganda: —Petrol: Sh180 —Diesel: Sh175 Rwanda: —Petrol: Sh259 —Diesel: Sh194 Tanzania: —Petrol: Sh205 —Diesel: Sh210 Ethiopia: —Petrol: Sh138 —Diesel: Sh149 Burundi: —Petrol: Sh178 —Diesel: Sh175

Rigathi Gachagua: I have received information that this profit that the President and his partners are making from increased fuel prices has been used to purchase Tullow oil in Turkana at USD 120 million. #CitizenFridayNight

🔥🔥🔥🔥 Leo ni ile siku! Kisii imeweza, hadi simba ikajulikana ni paka! @paulinenjoroge @AokoOtieno_ @HEBabuOwino @edwinsifuna

It’s completely unacceptable that this regime can inflate fuel prices for those who oppose it while lowering them for its supporters. Why should some of us be paying 214 per litre while others supposedly get it at 100? @amenya_nelson @AokoOtieno_ @Kibet_bull

Ati Mheshimiwa Osoro hakuna siku nitakula na wewe afadhali nikae njaa. Na Nasema hivyo nikiwa mluhya ~ Sifuna face to face with Osoro in kisii @edwinsifuna

EXCLUSIVE: If Arsenal secure this season’s Premier League title*, club hierarchy have plans to unveil a new statue at The Emirates…

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Leo ni ile siku! Kisii imeweza, hadi simba ikajulikana ni paka!

Challege......

The Emirates stadium has a new statute...😅😅😅 @Arsenal

Challege.... tunayo hatuna

Joakim Simiyu always speaks facts. Here he was lecturing John Mbadi over recent remarks. Take a listen

We are also asking, “Why is substandard fuel more expensive than standard fuel?”

Kasongo wantam is inevitable. @amenya_nelson @AokoOtieno_ @BernardKavuli @Bookten8 @C_NyaKundiH @Kibet_bull @HEBabuOwino @edwinsifuna

𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵.” — Eugene Mokua

@kilundeezy @bradleyalusa So that to be recorganized as a doctor

Akili ya mende

I have watched Dr Gikonyo under cross examination and what struck me is that some men reach an age where intimidation stops working on them. There is a certain calmness that comes from having seen governments come and go, presidents rise and fall, ministers behave like small gods, and public storms disappear after a few weeks. You could see a man who was not auditioning for approval from the room, the lawyers, the cameras or the political crowd outside. That is what made it interesting. Kenya is full of people who tremble the moment power enters the room. They start calculating what to say, who might be offended, which side is watching and how tomorrow’s headlines may read. Dr Gikonyo looked like someone who has outlived that fear. At some point in life, the most dangerous person in any room is not the loudest one. It is the old man who no longer needs anything from anyone.