Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) retweetledi
I will Venmo $100 dollars to the first Walter Reed staffer that dresses up like Herman Cain and warns him that he’s going to be visited by three ghosts tonight.
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Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️)
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Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️)
@City_of_Data
I have anxiety.
Shreveport, LA Katılım Temmuz 2016
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I actually liked America a lot until it’s last few seasons.
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@ApplewhiteGames As a DM, I like the flexibility of milestone leveling. As a player I like the structure of XP.
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@EricVBailey Old, wise, happy, surrounded by friends, of self-administered poison, like Socrates.
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The last time a non-incumbent Republican won the national popular vote was 1988.
The last time a non-incumbent Democrat won the national popular vote was 2016.
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@TXanathar Every time I think I want to play an evil PC, I think harder and realize my concept works better as an NPC villain.
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Elminster’s hookups are less plausible than Austin Powers’.
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If this fucker says “hawk-nosed stranger” one more fucking time, imma lose it.
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@KnowN0thing1 It has to do with how many songs on one album you think should be about cunnilingus.
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@KnowN0thing1 Dylan, but this is purely a matter of taste.
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Vikings right now, but it has been pirates a few times in my lifetime.
nick 🦈@bigsharkguy
I’m gonna let you guys settle this debate I’ve been having in my head for years. (Maybe a bad idea?) Which is cooler?
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Just used my superior strength and skill to defeat my child.
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I don’t eat crawfish. Never have.
Jennifer C. Martin@notreallyjcm
What's a food that's part of your region and/or culture that you do not care for? I'm a southerner and I hate boiled peanuts
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@Antirrhesis I hypothesize it’s fully digested colonial bullshit, since the clear presumption of the genre innovators was that “human” meant “white.”
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In fantasy settings, the unique feature of humans is that they are less insular and more open than other races like lol wut?
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Ryan, a koch snowflake (😷📉✊🥦🧀❄️) retweetledi
We have been brainwashed to believe our entire living and the reason for our birth is to pay bills.
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@mattyglesias Not even the third beat Oasis tune.
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Definitely wondering now if it’s going to be awkward when I learn Summon Mount.
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So it was a close thing whose pc was most extra between my goliath paladin, the samurai, and the genasi warlock, but we just had a CENTAUR DUKE join the party, and now we all have to step up our game.
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