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🚨 Koke was on the verge of tears when asked about his future: “I’ll speak when the time comes…”.

Happy Birthday, Mateo! 🥳🩵

Diego Simeone gets paid £26m per year (the highest paid manager in the world) to assemble a squad that masters the art of running around like mad men, looking incredibly busy whilst doing absolutely nothing. his greatest trophy is eliminating Barcelona. losing finals. and building a team that serves absolutely no meaningful purpose to the football world whatsoever.

This is why I love Haaland, this guy is literally the best player in the squad buh he doesn’t let that get into his head

Guardiola knew he couldn’t keep him on the bench for much long

Man City vs Lyon I couldn't utter a single word till the next morning

Utd fans are 10x more dangerous than arsenal fans, they've just been bad for so long nobody even remembers.

Club statement: Antoine Semenyo and Marc Guéhi 🔗 mancity.co/club-statement…

@manlikefola_ @FabrizioRomano Association of football players

@FabrizioRomano What’s AFP tho?

🚨 OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappe’s camp reacts with a statement to AFP on recent criticism. “Part of the criticisms are based on an overinterpretation of elements related to a recovery period strictly supervised by the club”. “This is NOT corresponding to the reality of the commitment and the work that Kylian does daily for the good of the team”.

Well, we are finally here, at the FOURTH FLOOR. This is 40! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳

@PapaWenger96 @DaRealDonreal He was just coming back from a long term injury..immediately he adjusted in March.. we started playing well

@DaRealDonreal Not true they had 5 game winless patch with him this season

Rodri might be the best midfielder in the world still, practically every single one of City’s point losses in the last five years has come with him out

🚨 EXCL: Phil Foden reaches agreement in principle with Manchester City over new contract. Current #MCFC terms 2027 - fresh 4yr deal to June 2030 + 1yr option. Formalities still need to be completed. Handled for 25yo by agent Rafaela Pimenta @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72535…

A lion can stand three feet from your face on a safari and not even register that you exist. To its brain, you and the jeep are the same animal. One big weird shape that doesn't smell like food. Stand up though, and you go from invisible to dinner in under a second. For the lion, you and the other tourists never register as separate people. The whole jeep looks like one giant creature made of metal and fabric and humans all smushed together. That shape has no scent of any prey animal, and it moves nothing like one. The brain searches its mental file of every animal it's ever hunted, finds no match, and moves on. Lions learn this from their mothers. In places like the Serengeti or Maasai Mara, they see more than 100 of these jeeps a day. Cubs grow up watching mom ignore every truck. They copy what mom does. After a few generations, an entire population of lions has decided that safari vehicles are boring background noise, no different from trees or rocks. Hunting is expensive. A lion that picks the wrong target won't have enough energy left to catch the right one tomorrow. So when the brain sees a weird shape that doesn't fit anything in its hunting memory, it just skips it. But the whole truce hangs on one rule. The shape has to stay the same. The second someone stands up or leans out the window, the big creature breaks apart. Suddenly there's a person-sized snack standing where a big boring shape used to be. The lion's brain registers the change in under a second. In June 2015, a 29-year-old American filmmaker rolled down her window at a park near Johannesburg to take a photo. A lioness was already a meter from the truck, just watching. It lunged through the open window and bit her in the neck. She died at the scene. Ten years later, in September 2025, a zookeeper at Safari World in Bangkok stepped out of his vehicle in the lion section. One lion charged. The rest of the pride joined within seconds. The park had run these tours for over 40 years and nobody had ever died like that. Craig Packer has spent over 40 years studying lions and started the world's first lion research center back in 1986. He's said it plainly more than once. Lions don't have much patience for humans acting weird. Sit still and you're part of the furniture; move suddenly and you're a target. The truce works because every lion in those parks grew up watching its mom ignore the trucks. Break the pattern, and the whole thing falls apart in about as long as it takes to stand up.

@hbrooks_coach It's cuz of Pep

It’s a brain fart but it’s what I meant the other day. Pick a player watch them like a hawk. Pay attention to how many times they automatically choose the passive option when they could be more progressive. So even if this pass reaches the keeper, it’s the mindset is the issue where players just automatically choose the passive option , rather than the most offensive. It won’t ever get picked up on in analysis unless there’s a big mistake, but that’s the problem. It should 100% be picked up on. It matters. No. Why are you going back to the keeper automatically when you can go forward?

Now that the game done… Anyone wanna troll me about Jeremy Doku or nah?

City fans told me Gvardiol would have to fight for his place

Doku we will never forget you.

Marc Guehi cost us the entire premier league. This is the last time I want this club to sign a player from a mid table prem club.

Shite. No Rodri, no composure, no hope.