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What Did Bola Ahmed Tinubu Really Tell You Guys That Convinced Y’all Enough To Make Him Nigerian President ?

why you run from me when I'm awake?

Mood On Constant.

@AMekroun I Just Hope This Is For Educational Purposes Only

A lion can stand three feet from your face on a safari and not even register that you exist. To its brain, you and the jeep are the same animal. One big weird shape that doesn't smell like food. Stand up though, and you go from invisible to dinner in under a second. For the lion, you and the other tourists never register as separate people. The whole jeep looks like one giant creature made of metal and fabric and humans all smushed together. That shape has no scent of any prey animal, and it moves nothing like one. The brain searches its mental file of every animal it's ever hunted, finds no match, and moves on. Lions learn this from their mothers. In places like the Serengeti or Maasai Mara, they see more than 100 of these jeeps a day. Cubs grow up watching mom ignore every truck. They copy what mom does. After a few generations, an entire population of lions has decided that safari vehicles are boring background noise, no different from trees or rocks. Hunting is expensive. A lion that picks the wrong target won't have enough energy left to catch the right one tomorrow. So when the brain sees a weird shape that doesn't fit anything in its hunting memory, it just skips it. But the whole truce hangs on one rule. The shape has to stay the same. The second someone stands up or leans out the window, the big creature breaks apart. Suddenly there's a person-sized snack standing where a big boring shape used to be. The lion's brain registers the change in under a second. In June 2015, a 29-year-old American filmmaker rolled down her window at a park near Johannesburg to take a photo. A lioness was already a meter from the truck, just watching. It lunged through the open window and bit her in the neck. She died at the scene. Ten years later, in September 2025, a zookeeper at Safari World in Bangkok stepped out of his vehicle in the lion section. One lion charged. The rest of the pride joined within seconds. The park had run these tours for over 40 years and nobody had ever died like that. Craig Packer has spent over 40 years studying lions and started the world's first lion research center back in 1986. He's said it plainly more than once. Lions don't have much patience for humans acting weird. Sit still and you're part of the furniture; move suddenly and you're a target. The truce works because every lion in those parks grew up watching its mom ignore the trucks. Break the pattern, and the whole thing falls apart in about as long as it takes to stand up.

@EdesonEmeka @Kene_Nnewi 😆😆😀

@Kene_Nnewi Jee nalụ nwanyi provision store super glue ka onwee ihe ina aghọta

Manchester City. WHY? Obi agbawagom.

@Feeztm I have said this

@SheriffGBrown @CFCms3 @grok You Haven’t Seen Your Team Lift The EPL Or Champions League Bro. I’ll Rather Sit This Conversation Out And Hope “My Team” Don’t Bottle It As We’re Used To. Sheriff

@CFCms3 @grok Bro, your team has lost 6 in a row! I won’t be looking to take off penalties off anyone, I’d be looking at how to plan for Thursday night football

.@grok take penalty off Gyokeres' goals and tell me the total numbers

Be angry but be logical while at it. Never use just emotions. Your brain is also needed in making good decisions.

A história deve ser respeitada. O presente deve ser celebrado. 3️⃣3️⃣🏆

@eseray45 🤣🤣 I Like How Everyone Is Keeping Quiet So That This Romance Scam Lord, This IPOB Apologist Is Making All The Threats He Is Making.

Disrespect is something i take seriously. I play o, we can call ourselves Ewu, Iti boribo, and anything else jokingly even do fart competition but you see sore disrespect? Nah, i can never tolerate it. You left your husband without food because he could only provide 15k? ALU!

He Who Stirs The Sh!t Pot Should Be Prepared To Lick The Spoon

@eseray45 I Should Come Out Have Conversations With Degenerates Like You And Righteous Your Oga In Crime ?

Am At A Point In My Life Right Now That I Don’t Have To Get Even With Nobody. You Know Why ? Because Most Of The People I Have To Get Even With, I Have To Backup To Do It. When You Realise Who You Are, It Will Change Who You Argue With.

The overwhelming, never-ending love of God. Daalu Chukwu oma n’eme mma.

@eseray45 It Costs Me Absolutely Nothing To Come On This Space To Address This Fool Called Obioma Justice Haiwe.. But I Have No Dog In This Fight As I Never Knew Or Have Any Idea Over This Issue. I’ll Get Him In A Different Space. You Will Cry Obioma. You Will Cry Like A Degenerate

Since I Openly Told The World About This IPOB Terrorist And Apologist , Since They Exposed His Scheme To Scam His Way Into The Women Living Better Lives And Doing Well For Themselves.., Since This Twat Called Justice Obioma Haiwe Fake Life Was Seconded By Me, He Can’t Complete A Full Sentence Without Trying To Paint Me Bad. 🤣🤣🤣. Onye Ohi.

“Men help another man” Father’s Day challenge 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 Men only: Today is Father’s Day. Many men, especially family men, usually don’t receive their flowers Quote/comment below 1 thing that will bring you joy today. Men, let’s help one another. I will, too Happy Father's Day S.O 🖤

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

5 EPL titles 2 UCL trophies 2 Europa League titles 1 intercontinental Cup 1 Club World Cup 1 Conference League 5 FA Cup 3 EFL Cup (Carabao) 2 UEFA Super Cup 2 Community Shield 24 major trophies since I started supporting this Club. Not every fan base can brag about this 💙