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Chijioke
@Cjdon25
Son of a teacher.
Anambra, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2017
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I have a rule when it comes to motherhood. A push gift is non negotiable for me. If I'm having a child for my husband he must get me a push gift, it's non negotiable. So immediately I tell you I am pregnant go and start saving immediately, you have 9 months to save. It can be a car or a house. If you dont get me a push gift I'm not having a second child for you, you can go to court and everything but I can never be f0rced" — Lady
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He is appointed by an APC government, what's the fuss?
Esther Umoh@EstherUmoh10
Minister of Defence is wearing APC cap 😂
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@sportsdokitor Na future leaders, people acting like their followers. No principles, no values, no boundaries, where ever money face
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As an individual learn to have principles and stand by them regardless of the amount of money offered.
Your conscience shouldn’t be for sale and open to the highest bidder.
SEUÑ@YKoluwaseun9
2024 2026
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@SimpPolice911 They weren't thinking about how to win, but to stop each other
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Carry her go movie hangout and buy Martel for her cos after Martel na hotel.
Wasteman in a wasteland.
ONITSHA MOVIE HANGOUT 1.0
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@the_beardedsina This analogue is still flawed, the reasonable explanation is that LDS money is centralized, while Catholic Church wealth is decentralized. Germany Catholic Church alone has estimated 200 billion dollars wealth.
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I don't know what Analogy I'll use to explain the Catholic Church and Church of Mormon vs riches
But here let me use paintings
The most expensive painting in the world is Salvator Mundi (frame 1) which sold for about $ 450 million dollars.
The popular Mona Lisa painting ( frame 2) which is deemed unsellable and priceless has been valued by experts to be worth around $ 1-2 billion even though priceless since it is owned by the French
Irrespective of these figures Monalisa will never be cited as the most expensive painting and Salvator Mundi will always be.
Salvator Mundi in this analogy is The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Saints and Mona Lisa is the Catholic Church.
I hope this analogy helps.
Anthony Dike@IaMaNtOniODk
@the_beardedsina Nah, the Catholic Church is.
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Is it bad that I’ve watched this 50 times now? 😂
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The audacity of Belgium to abstain.
I wasn't surprised by Argentina one bit.
David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin
By the way, if you're African and you're new to geopolitical awareness, you can use this picture as a guide to know who is on your side and who is your enemy in this world. Notice how China and Russia voted? Then notice how your oyibo faves voted (or abstained, which is also a type of vote)? Shebi "not everything is about race"? You see how white people ALWAYS instinctively bunch together, from Andorra to Norway, whenever it's time to do some racist shit? That's called Pan-Europeanism. The antidote is Pan-Africanism.
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She sent me 15k and sent receipt, and I said OK. She is angry that is only OK, I said.
Should I carry my Igwe to go and thank her for ordinary 15k, that can't even buy me lunch.
These broke girls eh!
Sir Vic 💯@Okwudili90
Me:- Babe since u said u're taking me out on Sunday,u know that I need to buy new pairs of sneakers n jean or even buy new shirts? She:- I don't have money for that, bobo wear what u have Me:- baby gal I don't move with broke girls if u can't buy me shirts then leave me alone.
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Lmaoo was just walking out of the gym on my way home and this woman in a Corolla was trying to stop me and get my number, as per Corolla o?
God what did I do to deserve this😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😂 what’s happening on X today 😂 😂
The rat is not crying like rat again,
The birds are not chirping like birds 😂
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This babe sent me a DM that she liked me. I decided to bill her to test her generosity. A real woman would send the money.
Last week, One sent me a DM. I didn't like her, so I billed her to send her away. When a man doesn't like you, he uses billing to chase you away.
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@kyeruphiona Never be ashamed of your faith..
This reminds me of the conversation @Cjdon25 had with someone over wearing one lovely cardigan that had the cross!
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Went to a client’s home today wearing my rosary. 📿
Client: "What’s that on your neck?"
Me: "It’s a rosary."
Client: "We don't allow such in our house."
Me: "Say no more, let me just put it in the car..." 🏃🏾♂️
Fast forward: I’m currently at HOME on my sofa and she’s blowing up my phone. Since when did a cross become a security threat?
Listen, even if I love money, this one has refused.
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@Shadaya_Knight His name Will Ifeadikasmith Okeke from Agulu, Anambra State
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Will Smith has to be greatest simp of all time
> Jada cheated on him with his son's best friend August Alsina
> Jada constantly talks about her dead thug rapper ex Tupac
> Jada had him on an interview telling him why she cheated
> Jada told him he didn't need his help, after he slapped Chris Rock for trolling her at the Oscars
> Jada has their 2 children, gender confused, the girl acts like a boy, the boy like a girl
> Jada kicked him out of his home
Lesson: One of the most important decisions you'll ever make as a man is the woman you choose to marry
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1
Jada Pinkett Smith speaks on whether she’ll ever let her husband, Will Smith, move back in with her. 👀 💍 ❤️
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DECLAN RICE:
He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho.
He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets.
He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure.
He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro.
He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne.
He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio.
He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal.
He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti.
He runs the whole field busy doing nothing. Just burning calories.
Hiding Midfielder.
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What Arteta did in the final is humane. Kepa has started all these games & led Arsenal to the final, he deserved to start, same way Trafford did for City.
Kelleher started & won cups for Liverpool. If Arsenal had won tonight, we won't be having all these talks.
Arteta did well.
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