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@ClackShaw
โ American Veterinarian โ Please don't follow me :-)
Floating in the Pacific Katฤฑlฤฑm Aralฤฑk 2012
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My greatest concern for Elder Scrolls 6 isn't bugs, jank, or writing. It's this HR-approved, sterile, edgeless, sexless, "safe" tone in everything coming out from Microsoft, now. It's so pervasive it has to be enforced across every studio they own. Starfield showed it.
John@TheCassiniGames
Forza Horizon 6 vs. Forza Horizon 1 intro cutscene Yes, you see that right. A 14 year old game's cutscene looks ten times better than the latest release. We went from the level of Rockstar to Ubisoft. Cutscenes evolved, but backwards.
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@FreeVoice023 @Richardhead_3 check this one out ๐๐๐
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@Richardhead_3 @JayRNaylor Sorry, not BAD word, but EPIC word!!
Lmao I'm a bit of a MEMER myself, I love EPIC words (to own the COMMIES hehehe) and EPIC anime WAIFUS!! Put them together? SO DANK!
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@norafawn @SinisterBro bro somehow get this chick in Forza Horizon 6
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@HunLepto @ChanShilla49082 @JayRNaylor Modern game bad because hot women no in them, so we add hot woman in game it be good?? ๐๐คฏ๐คฏ epic
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@ClackShaw @ChanShilla49082 @JayRNaylor Because it gives the game more tone? There's a reason older games had more going for them than just gameplay, they had presentation too. Lack of appealing presentations is what many modern games lack and not understand.
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@John__Exile @GChapman00 @thekumamotokid_ @JayRNaylor You got a problem with me and my bros stroking it to hot women playing Forza Horizon???
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@SinisterBro @JayRNaylor Blood flow to penis reduces blood flow to brain, reducing oxygen delivery. Itโs about efficiency, punk.
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@ClackShaw @JayRNaylor Why do the real street racers need eye candy? Lol
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@SinisterBro @JayRNaylor Why do you need โeye candyโ for a character you see for 3 seconds other than to get your little willy at half chub, locked and loaded for an epic Forza race?
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@ClackShaw @JayRNaylor Thereโs a difference between eye candy and actively beating off in the middle of the game.
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@HunLepto @ChanShilla49082 @JayRNaylor Thatโs my whole point? Why do you care what the throwaway NPC looks like if you see them for 3 seconds and the rest of the game is driving cars?
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@ClackShaw @ChanShilla49082 @JayRNaylor If you see a slightly attractive female character and you start stroking it, you might wanna get some help for that behavior
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@HunLepto @ChanShilla49082 @JayRNaylor I ainโt stroking it to Forza Horizon. They make porn games, ya know?
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@ClackShaw @ChanShilla49082 @JayRNaylor "Yeah, just stick with your decades old material, let me hog all the new material instead!"
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@Richardhead_3 @JayRNaylor Wait, this is epic because itโs got a bad word and an anime girl!!!! Bahahahahhahahahahhahahshhshshs
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@KokiriDude @JayRNaylor I played shitloads of Midnight Club, was it aggressively horny?
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@ClackShaw @JayRNaylor Man I'm glad racing games peaked on PS2. I'll keep playing midnight club 3 and need for speed games until a car game comes out that isn't safe HR slop.
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@The_P_I_G @JayRNaylor Youโre afraid of women in the real world, whatโs worse?
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@ClackShaw @JayRNaylor castrated fag afraid of attractive women in a racing game
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@Mirs_____ My only worry with Kurvitz is that Disco may have truly been lightning in a bottle; Sacred and Terrible Air is a fairly mediocre book, and DE surpasses it by leaps and bounds. So far, his track record is one whatever book, and one truly special game, up next is a mystery.
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a good way to fight against at least some of the internalized bias against this game is this:
How would I feel if this was Robert Kurvitz's new game?
If it was, I think I would be REALLY disappointed with it. I'd feel like he'd stagnated / regressed
mir๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ@Mirs_____
WE ARE GOING IN
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@criticalhitsTV @thekumamotokid_ @JayRNaylor No, no, look to your latest tweet, youโre a weirdo when it comes to women.
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@ClackShaw @thekumamotokid_ @JayRNaylor Weird about women= being attracted to women? Stop white Knighting, it's pathetic.
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@GChapman00 @thekumamotokid_ @JayRNaylor Hell yeah brother, me and my bros love stroking it to Forza Horizon!
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@Hellstar021 @JayRNaylor Nothing is gayer than complaining about digital tits in world full of real tits.
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