The Clam Convenience

Congrats @BookOfGrey and much <3 to all the lovely ladies. 👑👗👑 twitter.com/CrackDen/statu…

Congrats to @BookOfGrey the new #PearlOfHathian Beauty Queen! Thanks to all the ladies that participated & our audience ❤️ We had a blast!

Nudes sent. Brought to you by the Clam Convenience. We aim to please.

Coming right up.

@ChasityAdachi @FionaMiltonSL @TrixieTreadwell How so? None of these people have attachments to contestants. #simoncowellsnotperfecteither

Ladies&Gents: Meet your Beauty Pageant Judges Fiona Milton Trixie Treadwell Alcide Rousseau #PearlOfHathian @FionaMiltonSL @TrixieTreadwell

Get Ready Hathian, the beauty queens are coming 💋👑 #PearlOfHathian twitter.com/CrackDen/statu…

@BookOfGrey Yes! They'll be made tonight and campaigning begins tomorrow :D

@DavorinDav Both! First round will be public vote. Out of the final 5 contestants, judges will decide in our final show.

@NinjaPrincessAM All the bling. 😍

It's official. We're hosting a beauty pageant. news.thecrackden.com/2017/04/04/219…

@PDillPickles Still open! We have lots of applications in town w/ our posters. You'll need to represent a business (1 contestant per business). Good luck!

The Clam will be closing doors today. We think you all know why. Good luck.

Use condoms. You don't know where that's been... BOGO pricing on boxes of condoms at the Clam now! #wegotyoucovered #cheaperthanababy

WE'RE OPEN! Excuse our mess while we reconstruct, but your one-stop shop is back open. Cigs have been restocked. Get 'em while they're hot.