clancy walthers

Women are like dogs. If you haul one every with you from the first day you get one they are loyal af. But u leave one at at home every once in a awhile and they start thinking ur never coming home and head over to the neighbors

Just a PSA for those who didn’t know

Some guys they just have one and others they just have fun

The hardest part is never being able to call and hear about the old days

@DanielleDanwray Thanks ma

@ClancyWalthers *two

Girls today are like a coin... theres to sides... the side you see in public and the side you don't see till you get them on there back

@DanielleDanwray Yup

@ClancyWalthers Wait you’re getting a divorce?

Been going through the big D and don't mean Dallas but a good cowpony gives me a bit of faith

Girl* - "do you really care about me" Me* - "hell ya i care" Inner me*- Fuck whats her name..... big tits big ass ...... hell just breed her and give her some lutalyze itll wash"

He dont really just think of him as a loud talker

Girl you should be happy I like ya cus you aint got a whole lot upstairs but from there on down its Disneyland

The coyote that chases two rabbits catches neither.

@reidhelgoth U find a rope i got a tall oak tree

I’d say a public hanging might help fix the problem, with the victim dropping the floor.

Mama's don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies

God wants America horseback findin loose appaloosa barrel racers

@DanielleDanwray Still won't come save a guy when he's in need

I want my friends to win so freakin bad.

I fear the day that depression gets the best of me

I'm just your regular ole run of the mill piece of shit

I’m at a point where I don’t know what to do

@reidhelgoth Are they the ones in the bed??

I learned that the monsters ain’t the ones beneath the bed