Clancy Walsh

The art of the backhand - Jacqui:        Clancy did you cut your hair? Me:              Yes. Jacqui:      ... tmblr.co/ZWwPSx2OPK9nV

Fun fact: a group of rattlesnakes are called "snattlerakes"

@dadwroteaporno My mum was ecstatic to receive her 62nd birthday present.. a gift wrapped pomegranate & a ticket to the live show in London

Blind - Dad:        Do you remember when we were kids and they used to tell us things like “masturbation... tmblr.co/ZWwPSx2IEqgkC

We are doing a quick #WhipRoundForObama for his last day in the office, any suggestions for his leaving present? bit.ly/whipround

Should have said @The_Dolphin_Pub is "finner than I imagined". These are the thoughts that come to me in the night. 21 months later. twitter.com/Clancyatw/stat…

Don't worry, World. We've got this. *Rolls up sleeves*

All over tan - *Whatsapp from Jacqui* Jacqui: Nothing like sailing naked! *picture attachment* Me: No. She... tmblr.co/ZWwPSx2CnBw6Y

Leggy - Jacqui:   The skin on your legs is beautiful. Shame it’s not on your face. tmblr.co/ZWwPSx2C9pxV8

Loving the Christmas-in-September outfit @helenium is sporting #ChristmasStory

30 degrees and staring at a decorated tree... It's like I'm back in Oz #ChristmasStory

Doggy Heaven - *Calling out our recently deceased dog’s name up the stairs*  Jacqui:         PIPER! …I... tmblr.co/ZWwPSx2BsdszU

Instagram - Dad on the phone:        Hi Darling, can you *please* like some of your mum’s Instagrams.... tmblr.co/ZWwPSx2BYxry5

@WildernessHQ is this still the case today? Thanks!

@sebastianrevell oh hi there

£1,000,000 will be won on the #Euro2016 Final guaranteed! 1 Goal. 1 Player. 1 Minute. 1 Million. #MillionPoundGoal amp.twimg.com/v/0feb25a9-ed3…

If you need me I'll be slowly sinking into the crossrail with the rest of @MrPresident_sir #sohosinkhole

Dramatic times in Soho Square as a bump in the pavement causes police to cordon off the street #sohosinkhole