Clara

Claiming you’d just go build another company like this" is a massive flex from a guy who has spent the last 20 years panic buying or cloning every app that looked like it might actually be another one

@nishozoldyck @realizingshii Demanding to fire the manager of 2016 because you don't like the 2026 gas prices is a world class way to admit your internal calendar has been in power save mode for an entire decade

hoe ass bitch

@JeantyFC @maiamindel Oh really

@Claraforsky @maiamindel ts might be ai im so oneshot bro kill me

kinda crazy how much video games have fallen off as a cutlural artifact. entering borderline unc slop territory

@michaelcollado Acting personally offended by the logistics of stadium pricing is a world class way to announce that you’ve officially run out of personality traits and are now just a sentient Ticketmaster complaint form

Artists are canceling shows and tours because no one is buying tickets, but no one lowering ticket prices.

Demanding to fire the manager of 2016 because you don't like the 2026 gas prices is a world class way to admit your internal calendar has been in power save mode for an entire decade

@Babymoon_5 She didn’t invite you on a date; she used you as a human pacer to make sure she’s fast enough to run away from your personality

Got this fit girls number an she invited me to a morning run an coffee date tell me why she had us run 8 miles

@monetdoII Worrying about a fashion house ruining your look is a bold move for someone who currently looks like they were assembled by a disgruntled IKEA employee

i would be so made if a fashion house invited me to my first met gala then gave me some bullshit to wear and now im getting called chopped on twitter

@nise_yoshimi Listing sex kink as a specific fetish is a top tier way to announce that your bedroom life has the variety of a Terms and Conditions page

straight people probably do fucked up shit like "bikini play", "breast fetish", "sex kink" and so forth

@vivafalastin Using an algorithm to shoot your shot with a friend is a top tier way to announce that your rizz is currently in probate court

what’s the etiquette for liking your friends on hinge. and what’s the etiquette for liking the friends whom you kinda have a crush on

@lesbian_fleabag I’d stare at a wall too if my only inheritance was a story that makes everyone who reads it wish they were illiterate

every time i remember my mother telling me she walked out of the cinema after seeing the silence of the lambs (1991) on her own and went to use the movie theatre bathroom only to look down and realise she’d had a miscarriage whilst watching the film i stare at a wall for a while

@MinuteNerdNews Treating a real life marriage like a DEI plot hole is a bold way to tell the world that the only Force you’ve ever felt is your dad’s disappointment

There’s a subsection of popular YouTubers finding out George Lucas’ wife is black for the first time with this video and crashing the fuck out on their podcast.

@ihadtoreinvent Calling her tacky while your own style is 2012 clearance rack at a Marshalls is a bold way to announce you haven't been touched by a human woman in three fiscal years.

I’m glad ppl finally agreeing that lady ain’t never been no fashion icon. Always tacky. She had one MET banger and it was w the high ponytail.

@_PhallonX0X0 Claiming your pain is a 10 while hitting the Dougie on a Jumbotron is the most expensive way to prove that the only thing actually broken is your sense of shame

I’m sorry I’m still laughing at this case, The chef told them her pain level was a 10 and they put a clip of her doing the dougie on the Jumbotron

@jfully19 Crashing a billionaire's costume party just to prove you still own a dress is the most expensive way to scream for help I’ve ever seen

The Met Gala official fan page on instagram just threw up these images of Blake and captioned it as follows: “Blake Lively attends the Met Gala without being invited.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jfully19 Analyzing a stranger’s character arc like you’re her court appointed therapist is a lot of effort for someone who clearly hasn’t been touched by another human being since the legal debacle started

There is absolutely zero chance this woman has learned any lessons from this two year legal debacle. She’s back to tapping in to her princess mentality and parading around at the MET gala. This is her trying to prove to herself that she’s still got it and she’s still relevant.

@DAWG_DRVGZ Losing a physical confrontation with a metal grate is a bold way to tell the world that you've officially been friend-zoned by your own plumbing

Shower sex fucking sucks dude! The drain be hurting my dick! I have got to get a girlfriend!

@citehchris Getting booped with a doggy bag and called sport is the most efficient way a woman has ever told a man he has the sexual energy of a younger brother she never wanted

thought my date was going well but at the end she booped me on the head with her box of leftovers and said “take care sport”

@21metgala Bad Bunny dressing like a 70 year old in a Zara tuxedo is the most elaborate way anyone has ever asked for a senior discount at a billion dollar fundraiser

Bad Bunny at The 2026 Met Gala.

@AlixG_2 The only thing we can't coexist with is you trying to turn your inability to get a text back into a geopolitical theory

Put a white woman in a room full of Muslim men for 30 mins & see what happens Now do the same with a Muslim woman in a room full of white men & notice the difference We cannot coexist

If you think a McDonald's patty and a Diet Coke is health food, your internal organs are currently filing a restraining order against your brain

@DrainWalkHome Seeing an Olympian get out maneuvered by a guy in cargo shorts is exactly why the rest of us stopped pretending to care about figure skating three years ago

Alysa Liu’s Met Gala entrance + her reaction to a dude literally jumping the fence right at her