Mr. Knocker Clark Esquire

@Brian_ban Hookers are quality there.

@claregavo87 You should go out all of the time!

@1968Tv Imagine Rooney reading antique

Granada TV The Kick Off Match April 1980 Studio guest Duncan McKenzie of Blackburn Rovers with the football round-up of the 3rd & 4th division! #Rovers #DuncanMcKenzie

@kdkilbane77 That Kenny though

And honestly.. The players are lucky there was nobody inside the Aviva tonight because they might not have wanted to play again!

@DGriffiths65 @bluekippercom @lecarso @kdkilbane77 @Osman21Leon @chaddy_nc @davidgweir @WayneRooney @alanstubbs_6 I’ve never seen this before. It’s fucking terrible.

Remember this @lecarso @kdkilbane77 @Osman21Leon @chaddy_nc @davidgweir @WayneRooney @alanstubbs_6 - the abuse we got trying to pull this together was unmerciful..!!

@PaddyTofu What is GMB Pad??

Am I the only person on Twitter who has never watched GMB?

@IL0VEthe80s Bishop Muzorewa.

Who is this? Wrong answers only...

@TattySoul Happy birthday queen x

@LeighsyPeasy @Keir_Starmer A chocolate dildo.

@WelsbyElton I remember him going to Bellfield before the Watford cup final for S&G. At the end he took of his blue and white jacket and had a lfc shirt on. They all chased him and swilled him with a bucket of water.

Impossible to recollect how many times I worked with the Saint. He was always on the lookout for a bit of light relief.Something to make the viewer smile. Greavsie was exactly the same. Together they were unique. The S@G show was so far removed from On The Ball and Football Focus

@BenMBoulos Sir, I admire you.

Same Ben. Less Bland. benboulos.com/name-change

@EvertonNewsFeed No doubt it will carry a sponsor name but I would like St. Domingos Stadium.

Just a little question to you all about the new stadium. What are ideas for names for the actual thing? With naming of stadiums I much prefer ones without "stadium" in the name. We don't call it the Goodison Park stadium

@DrewLawDesign Spot on.

@OliverGMcManus Well, I’ve followed you now due to the piss incident so all’s well that ends well. Good on you fella!

Slightly disappointing that my most liked tweet is about piss but, hey, that's where we're at. And to like the eight or nine people DMing abuse about it, a) why, b) at least remove "be kind" from your bio before being a dick and, c) honestly, fuck off.

@SkyNews He sure looks like James Hewitt.

Harry and Meghan's announcement shows the split is final - and nobody comes out a winner news.sky.com/story/harry-an…

@Soph_Bancroft You have produced a belter child. Proud you should be.

That pout😘💙

@NoContextScouse More importantly, T-shirt tucked in.

@WelsbyElton He will go and live in his dads box room. I imagine James Hewitt has a box room?

So Prince Harry and Wallis will no longer carry out any public royal engagements and 'Arry will no longer be our honorary commander in chief. What happens when they divorce..which in inevitable ?

@Dawn_French I met you in Liverpool around 2007 and I will always remember you beauty. You had the shiniest hair ever. I’m not a stalker by the way.

Smile back at me tweetiepies

@benjaminjh92 I would hazard a guess they both hold strong urges for their sisters?