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@_cosmicangst Looking forward to him telling Aunt Lucy “fuckity bye”

The veep and thick of it writers doing P4… is Paddington going to run as an MP?!

@carlavfcarla I need to have a drone with one on that can fly around me all day as i hate having to get up to get a drink or anything and leave the safety of my fake breeze

Phenomenal player but where does he fit?

@carlavfcarla I’m inside with the curtain closed and a fan in my face. It’s horrid

@laurenstardis_ Mine came today too!

The goods have been delivered 🫶

Can’t wait for Paddington to tell Mr Brown he has a ‘face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle’

It’s still a stain on our club, title or no title, that he remained playing for his while most of us knew what he had done. But I’m glad he eventually left. To employ him or take him to a World Cup after he’s actually been charged is morally disgusting

Samantha Bee Getting Her Own Sitcom hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/sam…

@TheN5News @perwilo Wish I knew how to save gifs. I have managed to save the 15 minute vid from sky of the trophy lift to my phone so I can watch it whenever

WOW 😍🤩 📸 @perwilo

Bloody hell, Gabby almost does it on his own

@dcrowleyprod Totally agree. Timeless Child, imho, was a good idea just poorly realised. Given more time to lay ground and more thought out consequences it would have been fine. Bi generation is a plot you could pilot a Mondassian Colony Ship through. Gallifrey will always return so… why?

The Timeless Child is nowhere near as bad as Gallifrey being destroyed again or Bigeneration btw

Oof…

Connections Puzzle #1080 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,802 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

What a montage from Sky Sports. Brilliant. #COYG #PLChampions2026

Newer homes here in the uk are designed to keep in any heat that’s around because we’re generally a cold country. It means on a hot day the heat is trapped within I’m so glad I live in Such an old house

Yeah, I noticed

@NigeriaShoutout @gabimartinelli

I'm glad you were part of this history. But I don't think you belong to our future anymore. I love you and had high hopes for you even till mid-season. But you're not that guy. I just hope Arsenal wins the UCL to make it worth your time. Thank you so much for serving us with all of your heart.

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

@gabimartinelli I was so happy and so proud seeing lift the trophy Gabi. It feels like you’ve been one of us for ages, stuck with us through thick and thin. You deserve this