Chris Clarke

@MervHughes332 Pissed Wasted Legless

Smashed Polaxed Blind

@brisbanebroncos Can we just play some footy and not worry about the marketing for a while? We’re gonna start the season 0-3…there’s not much coming back from that. Oh and by the way…lose the new logo 🙄

20 years on, the '06 jersey returns 🔥 Out now 📲 bit.ly/4sM93VY

@nzlthirst @TheACCnz 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

@TheACCnz Why the fuck would Aussie want us in the Big Bash?

The fate and future of domestic T20 cricket in NZ could be announced tomorrow. If you had the deciding vote between the franchise NZ20 or adding a Kiwi team into the Big Bash, what would you choose?

@AntOnice8 @Amarillo1942237 @LeagueScenePod Being a Bucks fan is bad for your (mental) health

@Amarillo1942237 @LeagueScenePod Nothing surprises me anymore. My sports teams cop it every fkn week

DISASTER FOR THE KNIGHTS Scans have confirmed Kalyn Ponga will miss 6-8 weeks with a high-grade hamstring strain while Dylan Brown will miss four weeks with a grade 2 MCL strain.

"Proud of what we achieved this year." ❤️ Watch the full presser: bit.ly/4lqnHjc

@CottontheGOAT @PerthWildcats You beat me to it.

@PerthWildcats 🤡

@TAB_touch @Shortte @Shortte Game 1, Round 1 ✅

Round One is here! #AFL After 4/5 of his SGMS landed in Opening Round, Shortte is back to preview all 9 games this weekend including our WA teams 🏉 blog.tabtouch.com.au/david-shorttes…

@brisbanebroncos Was always going to be a slow start to the season after what had to be an interrupted preseason with rep duties, World Club etc but still…that was pathetic.

Full-time.

@BroncosRebuild Ours isn’t much better

So uh, Pezet’s defence is really something

@spectatorindex This is how wars are started 😂

Best cities in the world, 2026. 1. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 2. 🇨🇳 Shanghai 3. 🇬🇧 Edinburgh 4. 🇬🇧 London 5. 🇺🇸 New York 6. 🇿🇦 Cape Town 7. 🇲🇽 Mexico City 8. 🇹🇭 Bangkok 9. 🇰🇷 Seoul 10. 🇯🇵 Tokyo 11. 🇨🇭 Zurich 12. 🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro 13. 🇩🇰 Copenhagen 14. 🇧🇷 Sao Paulo 15. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong 16. 🇵🇱 Krakow 17. 🇵🇹 Porto 18. 🇲🇽 Guadalajara 19. 🇪🇸 Madrid 20. 🇪🇸 Valencia 21. 🇦🇺 Sydney 22. 🇫🇷 Paris 23. 🇸🇬 Singapore 24. 🇲🇦 Marrakesh 25. 🇻🇳 Hanoi 26. 🇬🇧 Bath 27. 🇪🇸 Bilbao 28. 🇩🇪 Berlin 29. 🇦🇺 Adelaide 30. 🇨🇳 Beijing (Source: TimeOut)

@Shortte Nice work over the weekend DS. Long may it continue 💰

Excellent start to the season. Here’s to many more for the punters☘️☘️

@BigOtrivia Great list. There’s a couple an opinionated old fart like me would swap around in the order but you’ve pretty much nailed it. I’d love to see a list of visiting cricket commentators. Jonathon Agnew, Harsha Bhogle, Tony Cozier, Alison Mitchell et al

Part 2 of Australia’s greatest sporting commentators.

@nicktan77 Far out that was optimistic. I didn’t even bother to watch it on the telly 😂

I was close to flying to Melbourne to attend this game. So glad I saved my money #NBL26

@shortandcurlyz @NBLpocketpod Due respect to you but I don’t think Rilley could fix a sandwich 🤷🏻‍♂️

@NBLpocketpod Tassie would be Perth's pick but I think they'll face MU. From there it'll be interesting. While Perth struggled against SEM's pressure last night, I expect Rilley to fix that and MU's defence is nowhere near as full on as SEM. Perth should make it through.

Will Perth beat Melbourne or Tasmania?

back at home saturday ➡️

@OKThenOlivia “Done good” 😂

Having a think on a Monday night 💭 What are phrases we use everyday which might be most alien to someone new to horses/racing?

@RandSRacing @SDinopoulos @NoverreMan Do ya’z only do the multi fortnightly or something?

This week’s Punter’s Preamble is out now 🚨🚨▶️

@DrJohnPinheiro @curiosityonx

@curiosityonx Which people don’t realize this?

People don't realize that we share Earth with largest animals to ever exist in the history of our planet. Blue whale surfaced near Busselton Jetty, Australia.

@doublepiked Unless those two dickheads are #RoyandHG I’m not interested.

Channel 9 nailed it with their Olympics coverage, fuck watching live sports, what we all want is two dickheads at a desk.

@Shortte One of my favourite sporting memories as a kid was getting up early on a Sunday morning and watching his racing recap before the WAFL footy highlights. Legend 🤝

I echo these thoughts completely - Jimmy has done a mighty job over many decades & is one of the finest gentlemen you would ever meet👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽