Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat)
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Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat)
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🐐 Capra hircus, Goat Doesn’t Like You. #FREEDOM #2A🐐 You strive for championships, not settle for the lesser……

Kaitlyn Tracey, a Canadian citizen, was arrested after she allegedly ASSAULTED a teen girl who was wearing Trump-themed clothing. Tracy was arrested and is now in ICE custody. CONSERVATIVES ARE UNDER ATTACK



BREAKING: Illegal alien who killed 3 with his truck in CA sentenced to UNDER 5 YEARS

That is one hell of a correction by @NPR

Another illegal alien is dead after fleeing ICE and HSI agents in St. Augustine. He was hit by a truck while trying to escape. This is the third death involving ICE in just one week. They keep on doing this to themselves rather than self-deporting.


Activist wearing an “Immigrants Make America Great” cap featuring the Mexican flag encourages his followers to shoot ICE agents and threatens violence against any politician he disagrees with.



🚨 JUST IN: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin PERSONALLY gave the order for ICE to SUSPEND ALL "non-urgent" vehicle stops, Susan Collins confirms This is TOTAL CAPITULATION to the left. ICE arrests will drop off a CLIFF — just as leftist terrorists demanded. Illegals will now SPRINT to the driver's seat and run, knowing they can't be stopped. WEAK.












