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Classified Goat™️ (Parody Goat)

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🐐 Capra hircus, Goat Doesn’t Like You. #FREEDOM #2A🐐 You strive for championships, not settle for the lesser……

On The Farm Katılım Haziran 2022
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
UPDATE - I spoke directly with the Baltimore Jersey Mike’s franchise owner and can confirm David, the employee who went viral for standing his ground while being abused by a customer, has not been fired. In case you were wondering what to have for dinner.
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Insider Paper
Insider Paper@TheInsiderPaper·
JUST IN - Trump says Iran contacted one hour ago to make a deal with U.S.
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Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹
Brandon Gill makes Ayanna milk dud Presley stop dead in her tracks by asking her if the "Equal Rights Amendment" defines what a woman is 😂
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
The House is doing its job, now it’s the Senate’s turn. All eyes on John Thune. If SAVE America fails all of America will know who to blame.
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0HOUR1@__0HOUR1_·
Story is about to break out. Some dumb ass ran from Ice and got run over by a tractor trailer truck. Florida
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
The husband of Kaitlyn Tracey posted a video CRYING after his Canadian wife was arrested for allegedly assaulting a teen girl wearing Trump-themed attire in NJ. He conveniently leaves out why his wife was arrested… If you’re a foreigner and you come here and assault American citizens, you will be deported!
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

Kaitlyn Tracey, a Canadian citizen, was arrested after she allegedly ASSAULTED a teen girl who was wearing Trump-themed clothing. Tracy was arrested and is now in ICE custody. CONSERVATIVES ARE UNDER ATTACK

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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
BREAKING: Former Vice Chair for the Arizona Democratic Party Brianna Westbrook, a man pretending to be a woman, ARRESTED for allegedly breaking into a home and threatening someone with a knife
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 JUST NOW: Tom Homan confirms ICE agents already receive EXTENSIVE vehicle stop training, yet Secretary Mullin decided to bar them from making traffic stops anyway Saying they need "more training" is a BS excuse just to cave to the left. REVERSE THIS NOW! LET ICE DO THEIR JOBS! HOMAN: "I asked ICE to give me the training curriculum for the academy. And there's an EXTENSIVE vehicle stop training, much like the Border Patrol has."
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Did you know - this strange looking headstone actually contains a hidden feature:
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Kim "Katie" USA
Kim "Katie" USA@KimKatieUSA·
Four illegal aliens ran from ICE. One 28-year-old was hit by a semi and is dead. Run from federal agents at your own peril. ICE agents are still pursuing them in vehicles. Are they ignoring RINO Mullin?
Kim "Katie" USA@KimKatieUSA

Another illegal alien is dead after fleeing ICE and HSI agents in St. Augustine. He was hit by a truck while trying to escape. This is the third death involving ICE in just one week. They keep on doing this to themselves rather than self-deporting.

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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨WOW!!! My senator from North Carolina, Thom Tillis just got asked if he doesn't support the SAVE ACT because he received a MIND-BOGGLING $700,000 from the "illegal labor lobby" He got pissed off and then ran away. I can't believe what I'm watching!
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Meet Jayden Birdwell, a left-wing activist from Corpus Christi, TX. It appears that he works for FedEx. Birdwell’s social media is filled with anti-government, anti-ICE, and anti-law enforcement rhetoric, where he refers to ICE agents as “criminals” and calls Trump a “pedophile.”
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0

Activist wearing an “Immigrants Make America Great” cap featuring the Mexican flag encourages his followers to shoot ICE agents and threatens violence against any politician he disagrees with.

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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
BREAKING: Illegal alien from India Jashanpreet Singh, who kiIIed three in a California crash, sentenced to less than 5 years in prison This is NOT justice
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
JUST IN: The House just voted 215-211 in favor of attaching the SAVE America Act to must-pass legislation. A special rules resolution directs the House to attach the election integrity bill to the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). @RepLuna will join us on The Benny Show tomorrow to discuss this groundbreaking step toward getting the SAVE America Act PASSED. 🇺🇸
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Southwest Airlines has become out of control robbing Americans since a private equity firm bought a major holding Here are different seat upgrade options: - You must pay $314 for “choice extra” which gives you a seat selection and some other minor perks, but here’s the catch. It says all the seats are full, so you can’t select that one - There is an option below it for $254, if you click that option, suddenly there are a bunch of seat open. But here’s the scam, to select them you must pay $68-$74 extra So instead of paying $314, you must pay the $254 option and pay the extra $74 to pick a seat. Now you’re paying more and getting less perks for absolutely no reason, just because it says you have to An activist hedge fund Elliott Investment Management acquired a significant stake in Southwest Arlines, initially around 11% for about $1.9 billion and pushed for these major changes for profit changes They started really upping fees and that’s when they ended the 2 free checked bags too Private equity destroys everything it touches
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ThePersistence
ThePersistence@ScottPresler·
OH MY GOSH! The House just voted 215-211 in favor of a special rules resolution, which instructs for the text of the SAVE America to be attached to the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). The House is doing its job. @SpeakerJohnson is keeping his promise.
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