𝓐𝓼𝓶𝓸 (she/her)

We must protect Emo Phillips at all costs.

Rewatching the Junpei episodes just to feel something

Gas station interaction: "hey, I thought that was you!" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, I heard the yelling" To be fair I was blasting plague vendor at 700am

NEW MENZINGERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Its 2026, I got married, new Yellowcard on the radio, a corp girly... what on earth

Blowing a bag at lobster fest like a real American 🫡

Rewatching AOT with my husband who has never made it past the first season 10/10

Its been a year and half now but if you were the guy who had a mcchicken at the Microwave show in denver and you left your poster there- it's still in the tube in my car. Its my life's work now to return it to you. #microwave #missionballroom #denver

Every few years I remember Introdiction exists and "you see a mouse trap I see free cheese and a fucking challenge" still goes hard

Menzingers toniiiiiight!!

Starting in one month I'll be making a life changing amount of money and I dont know what to do

My bestie 🥺

The amount of times I get put into a secure chat about a patient who isn't even mine and then the person who adds me just disappears into the night is crazy WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO

Just realized the wonder years will be playing cigarettes and saints in March so we all get to cry in the pit

Mr Benny was built like a tank and if I ever needed to choose a champion I would hope he'd answer my call

Thinking about Mr Benny today, the cleaning guy from old job who was chill as hell and also the largest human being I've ever met. He had NINE adult daughters all of whom were GORGEOUS. I aspire to be his level of unbothered, I would be so stressed with that many kids.

Bad news, my patient did not follow his pre procedure med holds and did his Ozempic yesterday night. Good news, I get to make an anesthesiologist's day.

Finished Fate stay night, unlimited blade works, and heavens feel. Why did we need to do that 3 times? My OTP for sure Sakura and Shirou but unlimited blade works for sure the best one. Took that boy 3 timelines to get laid

Wait a fuckin second this is a cover

I have just received a text from an unknown number from an area code where it is 11:30pm. It is just a link to the song One by Johnny Cash. What is homie going through?

Thinking about the time the Walmart app charged me twice and I went to customer service and the dude was like lemme see ur bank app and showed me the charge had already been reversed and I was like oh do u have the same bank and he said no but I did help build the app