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I dunno about you guys, but I think I’m breaking new ground by teaching my Shumo to read. What could go wrong?
#shondophrenic #fallenshadowmerch
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@comdost_vtuber As long as you don’t forget to add the Sammy into the height I don’t think it matters. Smugorable (Smug +adorable)
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If you had to measure the height of a crocodile, what's the proper way to do it...?
#Nityart
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@orinsbutt There could actually be something here… the Erids would probably 100% believe and back Shep’s reaper claims in 1 because of how Grace saved them all… yeah if I think about it too much I might combust
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@Clawedghost99 Oh god… now imagine if someone wrote a crossover fic…
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About 4 hours into me3 and my husband turns to me and says “Shepard Garrus save stars??” in the Rocky from project hail mary voice 😭
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@orinsbutt All I’m sure of is that Garrus is super into it
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@Clawedghost99 Oh my god you’re a genius I’m gonna change her armour colour to match his
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@Clawedghost99 i understand the concern in general but her tone was accusatory and not like a “making sure my kids okay” thing
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what is it with moms and doing this shit, i take my phone with me everywhere including in the bathroom when i go to shower and when i was legit 13 she asked me if i was sending naked pictures to my male friends. ??????????
Astolfo's No. 1 🐾🍔@stolphie
my mom walked in on me getting dressed and she accussed me of stripping on webcam for the internet 😭😭😭 NO phone or camera in sight mind you
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@WhoisMonia Yeah, but the horrors persist and I will beat them
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I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE MEN
Do you guys ever
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@WhoisMonia I GUARANTEE THATS WHAT HES THINKING TOO: “I can’t ask this customer out at work”!! AHH SO STRESSFUL
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GUYS I HAD NO BALLS HOT POST OFFICE GUY WAS THERE AGAIN AND HE ONLY WORE A SIMPLE BLACK SHIRT I CAN‘T COMPLIMENT A SIMPLE SHIRT BUT I DID WEAR A BABYMETAL SHIRT AND HE WAS LOOKING AT IT WHY DIDN‘T HE SAID SOMETHING PLEASE HOT GUY
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@Pettan_Tsuru Mr. Manager is clearly getting his spa treatment in
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WARNING!!! Mr.manager belly is NOT to be used as a pillow under no circumstances as this can lead to serious injuries #sliceofshadow #inisline
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@abstractdolls I’ve never considered this before… I feel that Tim is voiced by an incredibly established actor, and that he is a not forefront villain like Sarin, we never see Tim get his hands dirty all also play into this. I can’t believe I didn’t come to this idea myself… huh.
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it's actually insane to me that jacob, ashley, and james get more shit from the fans than TIM (an actual terrorist btw.) and i am afraid that it is due to race and gender!
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@aquatichrome THATS WHTA IM SAYING! Girly is saving the UNIVERSE and can’t say fuck once are you joking BioWare? Or Joker!! Joker is owed at least one too.
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@Clawedghost99 shep deserves to be able to cuss one billion times more than they do
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@iniskein It’s gotta be classy if you’re doing an anime tattoo… and vague enough to pass for something else I think? Like if you got One Punch Man’s cape it’s a superhero cape and that’s not too weird. Or if you got Friren’s staff, it could work I think.
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goddamnit some fucking man just sat down next to her everyone explode and die
mel 𓆝 ⋆.@aquatichrome
sat one seat away from a cute girl seems about my age big things could happen for me in this movie theater
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@aquatichrome Good luck, hope you get your blue little children irl 🙏🙏
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Sitting by the campfire playing her campfire song. Wanted something to celebrate this croc hitting 50k! AMAZING Art by @insfidelie #nityart
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