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Ozzie gets us going early with a solo Jack! 1-0 Braves

@EsosGatosLocos You have been chosen. Accept your fate.

Una pareja dejó la ventana del coche abierta para que la planta que habían comprado tomara el aire y a la vuelta se encontraron con una sorpresa 😻 x.com/VahsiHayatlar/…

@sw33tz I’ll get FireRed you get LeafGreen. Then we can trade

While everyone’s fighting about the price of the Pokemon rereleases. I just want to know if I should I should buy Fire Red🔥 or Leaf Green🍃

@vexlynx_ Because everything Pokemon is sold out..

why is charizard trying to sell me a lawnmower

@iPokeNinja Sold

My favorite device I’ve ever owned. Ayn Thor

@UniteVids Couldn’t ignore it regardless. It’s Totodile

10 years of bad luck if you ignore this Totodile

@HumansNoContext This is the closest I will come to being a fighter pilot 😞

dudes will see this and say hell yeah

@feederofcats Idc how much just take my $!

Wonton is starting a business where if you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, she brings you her favorite ball and stares at you like this

@PLShitpost That’s why he’s my fav 😂

Everyone:😴 Gengar:🤪

@RealCGriff That man has SKILLS! I was impressed with the first dove, but the second one WHAT 😳

Yeah this was worth every penny

This is Dumpling. She got her very first sweater and promptly deactivated. 12/10

Alabama QB Ty Simpson to On3’s @Clowfb: “I was honest and told them what I'd been offered, but that I just couldn't do it because of everything I stood for and what Alabama had meant to me and the legacy that I built there.” Multiple schools offered Simpson $4 million-plus, but he turned each of the offers down in favor of the NFL Draft.

@historigins Why is this the first time I’m seeing this? Amazing! 😂

When Prada brought the movies most iconic villains to a fashion show

@QueenAnticommie We love you, Jeff Goldblum 😂

Are you a Jeff or a Leo on the Jumbotron? lol

@depressionlesss No offense, but I would too.

the cutest video you’ll see today 😻

Work would never believe it!

@GlaxonXIII Couldn’t agree more. I have wasted so much time making the donuts I need. If I had unlimited berries I would just keep every sparkling level 3 and alpha level 3 donut I made

I've decided I hate the Mega Dimension DLC like a LOT... Grinding for points is whatever I just CAN'T STAND having to reset to make good donuts. WHY are there no "recipes" that we can make for desired outcomes? The RNG of it all is so frustrating for no reason.

@Brink_Thinker Must enjoy the little things or you’ll go crazy 😂

An exhausted mom gives the baby bottle to her friend instead of her son, and the two can't stop laughing . 😂

A lot of words I could use to describe that piss poor performance, but I’ll stick with one: embarrassing. DeBoer needs to make changes to his staff. There’s no avoiding it.