THE MOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE!
Rumors from the @coloradoyeti office say @IsflMoneymaker is NOT resigning with the yeti at the end of their contract. Where will they go? Could the moose pair with the goose (@BuschGoose) in @HawksBaltimore?
Between the two newest expansion teams, the @HonoluluHahalua and @ISFL_Berlin have 0 playoff wins despite 3 combined trips to the playoffs in 5 years. Does this stat change tonight? Can @kaepercolin finally make his first #Ultimus after an MVP-esque season?
Tune in Tonight!
Tayshawn Crunk (@25_Crunk) , has indicated that his time in the ISFL will come to an end soon. One of few ISFL players to have an exit strategy planned as he is gearing up his business opportunities for the future.
How will the @OutlawsISFL fill his position in future drafts?
Sources say the GMs of the @coloradoyeti have been heard saying #MooseNoises around the locker room.
Could this signal a tear down, rebrand, or even a relocation for the yeti? #ClayBomb
My sources have confirmed that the @coloradoyeti phones have been cold before the off-season. Do not expect any surprise trades from them come draft time.
The most dangerous team going into the playoffs will be the @coloradoyeti if they can win their last game of the season. An 8-0 home stand with #HFA THROUGHOUT the playoffs poses a difficult task for challengers.
Sure, it seems like @SenpaiTatsu is RUNNING away with the #RBotY award, but I don't think enough people have talked about @GoatTankNSFL. The last few weeks of the season will indubitably plant Goat Tank at the top of the RB shortlist.
#FreeGoatTank
Did I hear a #DraftLeak ? @HawksBaltimore is planning on REACHING for a player with their 2nd overall pick. #NotBPA GM's should rethink their strategy here...
How is the league going to handle a trade deadline that is 6 games PRIOR to the end of the season compared to only 3 gms the past few of seasons?? Will we see MORE trades going down for contenders? Who will be the first to TANK? the @NSFLOtters have had HOT phones this week...
Disgruntled players on an anonymous ASFC team are leaving their team for good. A Locker room presence quoted the players saying "Let's start our own team... with blackjack & hookers". Despite the obvious joking nature of the quote, these things should not be overlooked. #ClayBomb