Clayton Cothran

There is only one King of Kings and He didn't lose to Kansas in football in the year of Himself 2016.

Just straight up choosing comic book villains at this point

Because it needs to be said, and because my father is a wiser man than I with this personal saying of his: “You gotta start from where you are.” Not necessarily or strictly profound, but that’s where I am. It’s where I have to be.

Because then we would be getting out of this relatively unscathed. It won’t happen and there will be massive, MASSIVE consequences to this. But man I hope I never get to say it.

Honestly my biggest hope is that we don’t ever get to say “I told you so” to the people who wanted this.

Really ready for the “once in a lifetime experience” we’re always talking about to actually be true today

Why does the algorithm think I’m the correct audience here?

The glare when I put on shoes because it means I’m leaving

New Vice Presidents tier list

Promoted. Celebrating my little nerd heart out by spending way too much money.

Watching the youths dry scoop preworkout in the gym like

Honestly just annoyed that all the major historical events we thought we might get as hopeful little kids weren’t space travel and exploration

When that HR call hits about the promotion

@Sir_Fahrenheit Hobie is him

Reminder that the hardest line in Across the Spider-Verse is: “There we go.” “Hobie, you’re not helping.” “Good.”

Interviews done. Now all I can do is wait.

@MikeThinksAloud Support group or war band? I’m down to go on the offensive.

@ClaytonCothran Brother so we need to form a support group for the cursed

Maaaaaaan I don’t know what is happening the last two months but yes absolutely I will pay handsomely for a conversation with whoever is responsible for it

Tell me the writers only care about money without telling me the writers only care about money