Clayton problems

More annoyed with my self for goin in there! Dirty bastards let the cat piss all over the show #claytonproblems

Fuming! Bought me self some hobnobs from vale st shop just sat down with a nice brew & they're rock solid 😤

@kevMCFCgranelli C-Town maffis 😂

@kevMCFCgranelli lovely outfit! The rigger boots just complete it!

@ClaytonProblemz only in clayton #wankerwatch. with a one direction bag #cunt

Breakin news sea life av now recovered shamu from the big wheel in Manchester & hes safely back in his enclosure #strangeways

“@johnscheerhout: I'm hearing the rescuers have got him in a harness and he's now tethered to the wheel” did they lend it from sea world😂

Whats all this fuss over Domenyk Noonan climbing the big wheel?! When I was a kid I used to climb the pillions on the vale & no1 give a shit

these @ClaytonProblemz actually have me in stitches there so true ahahahahaha

Attempting to take your size 10 jeans off after forcing your self in em cos they're well smart #claytonproblems

Lovely blue sky & all I can see is this cunt #fuckoff #claytonproblems

Nothing better in this weather than drinking your Caribbean twist, catching a doley tan & listening to the chopper going round in circles 👍

Having to insure your car from down south cos it would cost you an arm & leg if you put Clayton on your application #claytonproblems

Doesn't matter if you're a lad or a girl if you're from Clayton you get a new track suit and trainers to wear on Christmas #claytonproblems

The good old days of putting your gas meter on a crate in weather like this to save your self a bomb on the heating #claytonproblems

When I was growing up my mam sent my Christmas list to the local shoplifter not Santa #claytonproblems

It's that time of year when you rob ya mams mop bucket to fill it with water and throw it on the road to make your own personal ice rink

Opening your front door & having the smell of fish slap you in the face like a wet blanket! #claytonproblems

When your mam tells you she's got you the new GTA off the shoplifter #skint #claytonproblems

Winters here so all the girls will dig out there 'UGGs' now!