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@ChitiPR @PizzaL0sViernes @Juanfri_bogartt x.com/SabioGranota09…

@PizzaL0sViernes @Juanfri_bogartt Si tú has ido a un bar y te han cobrado 12€ por unas bravas primero seguramente es mentira vivo en valencia y están a 6€ si vas donde el típico menú a 5'50, por lo que o queires atención inventando precios y te hace imbécil, o eres imbécil y te han timado

Pues no cobréis unas patatas bravas congeladas a 12€, judíos

@ChitiPR @PizzaL0sViernes @Juanfri_bogartt Pásate por Madrid, guapo. Verás el baño de realidad que te vas a dar con los precios.

Este cara de simio es el de la agresión homófoba en Santiago de Compostela. presuntamente también estuvo durante 4 años haciendo bullying a una cría. Mi pésame a su familia por haber cagado semejante 💩 de infraser. por si queréis saludarle: instagram.com/braiss___

@ezecheebeekay @DiscussingFilm Dragon riders that get horny if their dragon gets horny because they are "linked".

@DiscussingFilm What’s the premise? Always see the books at Walmart it just didn’t draw me to purchase

A ‘FOURTH WING’ series is officially moving forward at Prime Video. • Michael B. Jordan is exec producing • Meredith Averill (‘Locke & Key’) will serve as showrunner • Lisa Joy (‘Westworld’, ‘Fallout’) will direct the first episode

@crsanchezx @nathycastro02 Sí, es lo habitual. Estoy en la misma posición.

@nathycastro02 lo siento mucho, no es lo habitual. Espero que puedas salir de ahi lo antes posible!

Padres en 1992: - “Mi casa, mis normas…” - Los niños se entretienen solos - Se come lo que se pone en la mesa - Respeto máximo a los profesores siempre - Un cinturón daba más miedo que el hombre del saco Padres en 2026:

@melodyHraymond @eveforamerica Everyone celebrates in their own way. The sum of your circumstances and experiences very rarely reflects others' life experiences.

This is hilarious. “What mom doesn’t want for Mother’s Day”

@jcuth20192 @FrMatthewLC The pastor is literally consecrating a golden statue of someone that days ago portrayed himself as Jesus Christ on Truth Social. How is this not screaming heretical to you? I am really trying to understand what is happening over there, but I am only getting madness and heresy.

@Cleebe1 @FrMatthewLC You mean Trump’s new lawn ornament? Why would it bother you how he decorates?

Protestants: don't make statues of saints who laid down their life for Christ Also Protestants:

@jcuth20192 @FrMatthewLC Golden statues you pray to?

@FrMatthewLC All President’s have statues in their honor. It’s a political thing—not religious. The depths you go through to smear evangelicals is beyond me.

@777TheCross777 @EQualit31385573 @oliverburdick You are erecting and consecrating a golden statue to a pedophile. Sit this one out, please.

First of all you are a brainwashed Catholic cult member so you don’t even know what sola scriptura means I guarantee it. You’re probably looking it up right now googling it 😂 Secondly sola scripture is all over the Bible. I’ll go ahead and give you the definition since you’re a brainwashed Catholic cult member that doesn’t know it. It means the only infallible authority and it is the highest authority. Not that it’s the only authority. It’s the only INFALLIBLE authority and it’s the highest authority. Another thing that I find funny with you brainwashed Catholic cult members, you claim sola scriptura isn’t true, but then you swear that every single one of your dogmas and traditions is actually in the Bible (I mean they’re not but you twist scripture to try to say they are because scripture is the only infallible authority and highest authority proving sola scriptura) so you’re actually defending sola scriptura but you’re so brainwashed you dont even realize you’re doing it 😂 yeah you Catholic cult members are so brainwashed you don’t even know which way is up 😂

The New Testament contains 7,957 verses. None of them tell you to pray to Mary.

@Juan49781412 @Melissa_Bely @Claudiashein ¿Qué sugieres, fusilamiento o castración y exilio por un chiste que no te agrada?

@Melissa_Bely @Claudiashein ya te estás tardando en una condena para este tipo de páginas una cosa es libertad y otra es insulto y traición

Claudia Sheinbaum otro día peleando con Hernán Cortés. 😱

@MrBeast @PopBase Insecurity is such a bad look. You are a successful guy; be confident. This reminds me of the incident with Caleb Hearon.

@PopBase I find it funny how different these two tweets are 🤣

MrBeast turns 28.

@AgosMauri_ Tómate unas lentejas y, si puedes, ve al médico. Eso es un trastorno alimenticio en ciernes.

@InformedMama209 x.com/micah_erfan/st…

We were lifelong Democrats. We are lifelong Californians We will never again vote for a Democrat. Their policies have ruined our livelihood, ruined our state and pander to our community expecting our loyalty. Trippin. Never again

@HeavilyFavored @AmmarIrl You think that is a liberal woman? 🤣 You can tell she is Republican and MAGA from a mile away.

@AmmarIrl Self entitled liberal. The same who call black ice agents the n word. They are a virus to our country.

She lost her job over this

This is what 65%+ disapproval looks like.

@gunmanisak @ilyamiskov @rubentothewild @tekwpacino If you are so invested in other men's sexual tendencies, it can indicate you are a closeted homosexual yourself. You may not have reached that conclusion yet, but to others it seems pretty evident. Good luck on your journey of self-discovery.

@ilyamiskov @rubentothewild @tekwpacino Im apparently getting cooked but no one has told me why its gay yet 🤔

twitter is so funny cause why am i getting death threats over me sitting at the canal listening to music minding my business liekdjsjdhsgsv

@CorralSummer American bread is basically considered cake due to the huge amounts of sugars it contains. eater.com/2020/10/1/2149…

It's interesting that America's stricter food labeling laws have caused people to think the food here has a lotta "chemicals" in it that other countries don't have. I would think people would want more comprehensive ingredients lists but ig not.

@BuckyDucky2 @n0tf0rpr0fit1 @MisterCatStudio @MrBeast If you distill human experience just from internet videos and Twitter, you are absolutely doomed to retain an awful perception of reality. The real world is not Twitter and YouTube Shorts; it works very differently. Good luck on your journey outside of the bubble.

@Cleebe1 @n0tf0rpr0fit1 @MisterCatStudio @MrBeast Go look at any video of someone in danger. It is very rare for others to step in and help, you'll see far more than 50% of people just on their phone recording. The whole someone needs help. The reason it's virtuous to take action so is BECAUSE it is rare.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@BuckyDucky2 @n0tf0rpr0fit1 @MisterCatStudio @MrBeast You live in a very sad reality if you believe that. Civilizations are built with commonality in mind. I hope your worldview gets better because right now it seems wildly distorted. Try singing up for volunteer work or something similar that widens your horizons a bit.

@Cleebe1 @n0tf0rpr0fit1 @MisterCatStudio @MrBeast In a real world scenario it is far less likely that 51% will vote blue. I know 100% won't vote red. I know 51% of people wont actually risk themselves for other

@WaltIsNotMyName @GoblinVolitive @anima76 @notsoErudite Everyone votes. Kids, disabled people, very old people. Everyone. If you want to ensure everyone's survival, including those people that did not fully understand the premise, you vote blue.

But do kids vote? Kids can't make educated decisions, so would their parents be choosing for them? Would their parents be telling them what to do? What about infants? Babies can't really make a choice on it, maybe they could hit a random button but that doesn't seem appropriate for this. Would the parents choose for them too? See how stupid this sounds? None of this is part of the question. When you try to get granular, the whole scenario falls apart because it's fucking stupid. It's just a logic test, not a sci fi scenario. The correct answer is to not press the suicide button.

Since everyone was very curious my answer, my answer is obviously blue. Gotta save the naive, the kids, the blue lovers, and the principally hope-pilled people. You red button pickers need therapy.