Knox Harrington

Jodspeed

@BenjaminEnfield Just do ctrl+z

so crazy when someone gives u the prompt “tell me something you’ve never told anyone” like are you out of your fucking mind

Texted my bro about the inauguration.

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

no arrests, just vibes after a long day of terrorism 😛

Checkmate, scientists.

FLASHBACK: In 2018, President Trump attacked Carrots the turkey for refusing to concede he had lost the vote on the White House turkey pardon contest. "This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount."

You at the crib playing Miles Morales but you & your girl morale is miles apart

y’all copping game systems but don’t take care of your SON, Y is he always crying? PS....he’s 5

Computer Says No.

PLEASE HELP. RETWEET. SPREAD FOR AWARENESS. My 13 year old son got lost in Philadelphia on a field trip today to see the Liberty Bell. His Pokémon Go app shows him offline and his mother and I are worried sick. If you find our sweet baby boy please contact the police asap.

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

The second L in "well" is an uppercase i.

Happy 6 month anniversary to the “14 days and we’ll flatten the curve”

Amid disputes between Pres. Trump and his own officials, including CDC Dir. Redfield and FBI Dir. Wray, @jonkarl asks, "How is it that you don't trust your own experts? Do you think you know better than they do?" "Yeah, in many cases I do," Trump says. abcn.ws/2HeQ5WI

A relationship should be 50/50. She‘s buying me the PS5 and I‘m buying her one Iced Coffee💯

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best