Tshepo

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Tshepo

@Clemaestro

It's really not that complex. Let's not come at each other sideways 👍🏾. #Respect #Engage

Wherever I am Katılım Aralık 2011

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·17 Tem

Don't be over familiar with a tweep/s you have no (established) rapport with. This might backfire on you.

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·14h

Yerrrrrr

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TrafficSA@TrafficSA

Fuel Price Adjustment : May 2026 pump price adjustment from Wednesday

Tshepo@Clemaestro·5d

🙃

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Tori_@Toribabieegirl

Tell us one thing about ur Dad.

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·5d

😭😭😭

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TSOGANG VUKANI AMKENI@Tsogang3

@hoyiya_m Show me where I said that and I will give you 1k or you must admit you ran from a mental institution.

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·27 Nis

@KeKatli Not to mention a "lover of note"...a molti-talented KING bathong 🥹🥹🥹

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The Ting Dynasty@KeKatli·27 Nis

We really dont talk about how Wilson Fisk can be a Mayor, crime lord and supercar maker at the same time.

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·24 Nis

@zanele_matome STRICT...but also

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Zanele Abraham@zanele_matome·24 Nis

@pearls125992 @Olerato007 A man who is friends with all his exes.

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pearls@pearls125992·24 Nis

What’s something you’ll never tolerate again in a relationship, no matter how much you love the person?

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·24 Nis

@kgeremolla This is super bizarre

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RockerBeez™️@kgeremolla·24 Nis

Lapa le, le mmušo wa bona ba re hlolela

Kaya News@KayaNews

The Pretoria High Court has ordered that the body of former Zambian President Edgar Lungu be returned, pending a fresh hearing set for the 21st of May. The ruling outlined yesterday came just hours after Zambia announced it had taken formal possession of Lungu’s remains. The court’s decision effectively pauses any burial arrangements until the dispute is reconsidered later in May at the Supreme court of appeal in Bloemfontein. #KayaNews #Lungu SM

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·23 Nis

He said "lets keep things to ourselves because twitter dieticians and scientists always take offence" And I absolutely love some of his responses. "I don't know" "We have no idea" LMAO

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PRINCE KAYBEE@KabeloMusic

I just wanna say to people that eat once a day, lets keep things to ourselves because twitter dieticians and scientists always take offence because they want to keep eating the whole day.

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·23 Nis

"Eseng ka ngwana mmaka" DASRITE!!!

Grizzin Girl📿♥️🇵🇸@GrizzinLuv

There is no man that will insult my siblings and I remain quiet! Eseng ka ngwana mmaka #Uthandonesthembu

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·22 Nis

Not "Mamlambo"😑😑

Esethu Hasane@lEsethuHasane

Hi there Jozi Mamlambo @helenzille, this is Dunoon in Cape Town, and this is how people are getting into their home. Don’t you want to go skinny dipping there ? Send this to the Mayor;

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·22 Nis

Some of them don't write these submissions personally neh?? #MadlangaCommission

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·22 Nis

@OfentseZA "glazing" in their lingo refers to praise / admiration, am guessing "sdwadlo" ke diaparo...and if it's directed at YOU then...

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Sgaps@OfentseZA·22 Nis

Was doing school runs last week, drop offs and pick ups, Oarabile sent me a text saying the kids were glazing me for sdwadlo, I really wanna google what that means 😑

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We Lived@Lovejoyn_mlaba·21 Nis

Everyone saying “the trick is being a private person” is actually part of the problem. How about not stealing public funds and living a normal life?😭

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·20 Nis

The skin (oftentimes it has scales), the bones and the "eggs" argh just eeewww😭😭😭😭

Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗@JosiahThobejane

Look, @LuckyStarSA I am willing to pay R5 extra on the pilchards if you remove the bones on them, before you put them in the can 😭😭

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·20 Nis

@maeselafana I used to be like this 😭😭😭, but ke godile nou. Mamaka na mpitsa "mma pelwana" 😑😑

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F A N A@maeselafana·20 Nis

I really dislike these type of people 😭

N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1

Never plan a trip with someone who gets annoyed easily over any inconvenience.🤣🤣

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·20 Nis

@Khuze_Elikhulu @tanyajunghans And that when one finds themselves in a bit of a tight corner, the go to is "with all due respect"

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Hinokami Kagura@Khuze_Elikhulu·20 Nis

@tanyajunghans Thats the word of the day at Madlanga today

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Tanya Junghans@tanyajunghans·20 Nis

Lol. What happened?

Hinokami Kagura@Khuze_Elikhulu

*makes mental note to never refer to anyone as Mfowethu when texting*

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Tshepo@Clemaestro·20 Nis

Another note is when one finds themselves in a bit of a tight corner don't forget to start most sentences with "with all due respect"

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Sihle Lonzi@SihleLonzi·20 Nis

Young Professionals, Teachers, Doctors, Engineers, Lawyers, Accountants etc. have to pay membership fees to professional bodies like SACE, HPCSA, LPC, ECSA and SAICA, even when they are UNEMPLOYED. The EFF is demanding parliamentary intervention to STOP this unjust practice!