Jonathan Smith

@tierratheblonde Have you drink enough water today

horny 24/7 like why

@astros9999 @tierratheblonde @EverythingOOC 🤣🤣🤣

@tierratheblonde @EverythingOOC

@tierratheblonde @breckiehill Y’all are too much 😂

@breckiehill Same ):

@tierratheblonde Glad I’m not alone

I’m 100% the naked neighbor

@stonerbabexx wait until I get to see you in person 😍

@stonerbabexx And I’m in love with a woman who has the same birthday as me ♥️😏

I’m in love with this man who has the same birthday as me 💗🥺

in the mood to day drink on a Sunday

@tierratheblonde @wiseconnector His ass is dinner and you’re the dessert

@wiseconnector I want more to eat. (His ass & dinner) 😛

@tierratheblonde @lifeof_mirmir Oop 👀

@lifeof_mirmir Yeah I’ll do it then I’ll tattoo stupid on my forehead after

ladies would you tatt yo man name on you??

@tierratheblonde @albert12798 Can’t say I’ve seen this before…

@albert12798 Looks like my bed when I squirt but the towel and sheets are pink of course

@puppiwi Do you work at pizza planet because I want to take my woody and buzz your lightyear

maybe bc my eyes looked good?

How come cows and other large animals float but my ass sinks like a stone as soon as I touch water????

@tierratheblonde @NLsMermaid Facts! It’s much easier to get a bit more aggressive at times if you have proper cushion plus let not forget about how amazing cuddling is afterwards 😅

@NLsMermaid Yes and the example is me 💁🏼‍♀️

@puppiwi That’s supposed to be swallowed

i didnt mean that kinda netflix n chill 😅

@OliLondonTV This is interesting

Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained: When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second. The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond. A human brain responds instinctually to stimulus at about 25 milliseconds. Human rational response (sense→reason→act) is at best 150 milliseconds. The air inside a sub has a fairly high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors. When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a very large Diesel engine. The air auto-ignites and an explosion follows the initial rapid implosion. Large blobs of fat (that would be humans) incinerate and are turned to ash and dust quicker than you can blink your eye. Info Source: Dave Corley, former Nuke sub officer

@dnbrg74 @InternetH0F Black WHAT?!

@InternetH0F Zooper Dooper 🤘 Thread closed.

@ViciousVideos Dudes legs look like a weak calf being born

@tierratheblonde @uncensoredpromo My words exactly

@uncensoredpromo What the fuck

@tierratheblonde @albert12798 Glad I’m not the only one

@albert12798 I watch porn while I drive

retweet if you eat pussy