Suction Cup Man

I’ll join parody twitter all I want! LOOK AT ME GO! #MVRP #PARODYTWITTER

// I’m like so sorry for not interacting with anyone yet. I’ve so desperately been wanting to do it but I’ve been WAY more focused on finishing the drive. I promise you he will be unleashed onto the world and call you all the most beautiful and amazing things soon.

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM.

// Also this is why I haven’t responded to any interactions yet. Once the drive is done. He’s being unleashed everywhere.

// The followers keep changing when I look back to the number in the video is already outdated 😭 A suction cup man drive is in the works currently so he can go fuck around in the multiverse!!

MY GOD IM FAMOUS!!

// Seriously tho thank you guys 😭 I have no idea where you all came from but yeah!! Suction cup man for life!!

Hi I’m suction cup man! You might know me as suction cup man from such classics as suction cup man! I don’t know how you fuckers did it but I hit 120 followers in only a few hours! I’m very grateful for this milestone! Now I don’t have jackshit to give you fuckers soo fuck you.