Kerry Kleis

@BBCBreakfast Name the bull after one of Birminghams top exports, either Jasper or Ozzy

The songbook choices would've been so much better if Manchester had hosted #Eurovision2023

Top Five: 1. Finland 2. Germany 3. Australia 4. Estonia 5. Croatia #Eurovision2023

The last few weeks, I have been riddled with anxiety and my mental health has been far from wonderful, but tonight for two and a half hours, @peterhook made that disappear. I will always be grateful for @joydivision. Thanks for the freebies and another incredible night

@peterhook @the1865 @ReadingSub89 Cannot wait!!

Here’s the setlist from last night’s sold out show in Southampton at @the1865 - thanks everyone! UK tour continues tonight in Reading with a sold out show at @readingsub89 - here are the times: Doors @ 7pm Show @ 8pm (NO SUPPORT!) Curfew @ 11pm Signed merch will be available!

@charliemtutt Sad to think that it is highly likely

Honestly, do not be surprised if Bam Margera is not alive when police find him. It is no longer of if he will pass but when he will pass. And I sure hope Ryan Dunn is on the other side ready to tear Bam a new one.

Everyone got an emergency alert except from me. Not even a fake apocalypse wants me

@Brandon_Novak I ordered your book for UK delivery and I haven't received it despite having a notification saying delivered. Can you help?

The Streets of Baltimore is now available on audiobook with narration by yours truly!! Check out my links: ow.ly/LTW850NOgc0 Need help? Call me: 📱 610-314-6747 Need sober living? Call Novak’s House: 📱 302-433-6256

The new #SaturdayNightTakeaway with ASMR... Another reason to hate them

@PositiveLad It's a generalised cop out, Buscopan will be your friend

@RishiSunak No shortage of antibiotics?! I'm angry, how dare you say this when pharmacies up and down the country cannot source such basic antibiotics! #strepa #antibiotics

@reading_buses why does there always seem to be an issue with the 33 arriving?

@ADADAPPADAN I think we know what's coming!

"I am good at making soufflés"... Pleeease don't jinx yourself, though, James, matey! #MasterChefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

@LoudlyNotsaying At least they're consistent

Eton mess, is that a desert or a statement on the current state of the economy? #MasterChefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

@robsmedley86 Much prefer her over this new bird

@mgaka Or a good old pie and mash

Bloody hell food has got poncey #MasterChefTheProfessionals . I wish someone would come on and do a stew and dumplings

@Gladstonebury1 @GreggsOfficial Honestly, I'd watch it

An idea for a new tv show. "Gregg visits @GreggsOfficial" celebrity cockney Gregg Wallace visits branches of Greggs to taste their wares.. #MasterChefTheProfessionals

@Popeetog I'd watch it

#MasterChefTheProfessionals Those who can, cook. Those who can't become pretentious food critics. #BBC howzabout a series when the critics cook?