Ol' Nerdy Bastard

I write poetry. You write poeTRY.

@BBGreatMoments 💣

Do you think Major League is a good baseball movie?

@jordijoints 👀😌

Another grain of sand and salt and sunbeam-kisses touching your golden skin, again, without me.

@aphotomama 😈

It’s a vibe

@mistrustme1 Happy mother's day.

Happy Mother’s Day. Here’s me and my mama, who taught me to use my whole heart in everything I do.

@aphotomama I hate people. 😔

Just made a whole bunch of people mad on the Internet by saying audiobooks aren’t reading. By definition, it is not reading.

I think this is worth watching all the way through. This is Marcin playing for Wyclef Jean.

@mistrustme1 Grrr

BW Saturday

She is poetry in a sundress-- art underneath the sunkissed sky.

A photographer captured a family of owls and accidentally ended up with the perfect cover for a music album.

@aphotomama Beyond

I looked cute today

@incharmuese 🖤

today I miss my dad deep in my core and there’s nothing I can do but miss him and remember how he made me laugh

@sondraa Good girl.

Told Mike I’ll take it whatever way he likes

@VexingVixxen Yes, please. Delicious.

Not going to bed just yet but here’s a taste. 😘

This is fabulous because he perfectly emulates every lame magician's facial expression. This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

@damBeckwith It's fucking Kilabrew. Goddamn these ignorant fucking, no baseball IQ morons. Designed by Dior. Done.

I think I've figured it out While the LH example mostly fits the shape, the part that makes me think it's NOT a lefty, is the silhouette of the hand(s). I feel like if it were a lefty, you'd see both hands, but in the logo, it looks like his shoulder is blocking his bottom hand

Real life Franklin actor recreated GTA moment 😂

George Clinton speaks on Kendrick Lamar via the New York Times: "I’ll put it like this: He, along with Motown, Sly Stone, the Beatles — that kind of institution is going to last. There are a lot of slick writers out here nowadays with lyrics and things, but he writes with soul. He’s a young kid, but when I met him, he sounded my age. He’s like a psychiatrist on record — he talks about [expletive] that most people are afraid to talk about. He’s at that point where he can move the conversation. Nobody will talk about these topics, and he talks about them so matter-of-factly that you don’t even think, You can’t say that. Making it commercial is another thing. It’s one thing to be hard-core gangster rapping so you can say things. But when you’re talking about life in general and make it sound so hard, so cool — then watch the kids say, No, he ain’t all that, then turn around the next year and change their minds? Kids today, they want their new artist; they don’t want their older brother or sister’s artist or their mother and father’s. Kids don’t like you after a few years. When you can go past that and have the next generation after that still talking about you, you’re doing something. That whole “To Pimp a Butterfly” album, it was like one song to me. It was like Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” And he’s starting all over each time he puts an album out — he’s like a brand-new kid."