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Prove me wrong??

@SouthDallasFood @memechaotic 😂 😂

@ClockWork730 @memechaotic

If I see this somewhere I'm throwing hands.

@ClownWorld Been using this Meme alot Lately.. 🤦‍♂️ 😂

A customer at an upscale steakhouse in Little Rock Arkansas claims the owner shoved a steak in her face and punched her during an altercation and is now alleging the assault was racially motivated. In the middle of the chaos her first instinct was to announce she has 30 million followers. Nobody asked but okay 😂👀

Gang Starr - Mass Appeal

@lindalejeff @FoodPleaser Yea, I can always go for a good Ribeye or Tomahawk Steak. The one photo with the BBQ was when I visited my friends in TX. We're Always BBQ's something 😂 Steak and Eggs for Breakfast always a Go To also.

@ClockWork730 @FoodPleaser I’m on a Keto lifestyle and I don’t get tired of good steak. As a good Texas, I can say I’m tired of BBQ

I’m going with filet mignon🥩 🚨 What about you?

@ErikUnchained 4 yrs old. I need a damn time machine. Anyone got a guy? 🤔

I was 8 years old.

May he rest in peace.

So this young lady gets pulled over and is given a citation ticket for using her mobile device with her right hand. You see her clearly ask the officer if that is what he said he saw her doing. What she demonstrates next kinda is self explanatory. I support our folks in blue but how would you react if you were her?

Sorry, not normal behavior.

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner who killed 7-year-old girl Athena Strand sentenced to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, he will finally be executed for his brutal crimes against her GOOD RIDDANCE, scum. This is massively overdue. Justice is served 🙏🏻 But the family can never re-gain what they lost.

@LangmanVince They'll say we're racists and Jump Rope is "ancestral" 😂 Then start Chimpin Out. 🤦‍♂️ 😂

Another great reason why I'll never go on a cruise ship!

@ECaTPanTHer @ClownWorld Like in that parking situation.. Since there's no spot on his left. I'll take the spot on the right of them. And I'd try to get my passenger side as close to the line as possible. And squeeze out my driver side. So I don't look that bad if they leave before me 😂

@ClockWork730 @ClownWorld True, but if they leave before you, then you look like the asshole for parking all crooked and taking up two spots yourself. It's a lose lose situation

Woman parks her Audi like an absolute asshole, taking up extra space on purpose so nobody can park next to her. Then gets mad when someone leaves a note calling her out: “Learn to Park Fuckin Idiot.” She films herself bragging that she did it on purpose and roasting their handwriting. Peak main character syndrome.

@ECaTPanTHer @ClownWorld 😂 😂 This is true.

@anishmoonka He's like me, except the flying in the air and getting ripped in half part. And hearing the explosive orgasm. 😂 😂

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

@RealJamesWoods Just like that....

If you could press a magic button and they would all magically disappear back to the shit holes they came from, every single one of them, would you do it?

@conspiracyb0t @joerogan

A SINGLE TICK BITE HAS ENDED HIS LIFE AS HE KNEW IT This guy holds back tears in his truck, looking into the camera, totally shattered... He can NEVER have red meat or dairy again. No steak. No burgers. No cheese. No ice cream. It hides in everything. "This is Alpha Gal syndrome... This is f-ed up, man." Now OVER 450,000 Americans suffer with this ordeal — and the numbers keep climbing every day. One tiny tick bite. Permanent effects. Summer’s here. One hike, one backyard moment... and it could hit you. This is horrifying.