Clockwerk

I was dying of thirst and you fed me salt.

@Ruby_331 I could ask AI to create the most AI looking Twitter profile of all time and it wouldn’t even come close to this profile even if I tried 100,000 times

Can you guess what is it??

@indiwood @AlexaBliz_ I didn’t even think about the whole going all the way through, which means he has technically it’s two holes, but my statement is still true. If I poke a hole in the front of the T-shirt, I’m wearing it’s still only one fucking hole.

@Clockwerk777_ @AlexaBliz_ But by that logic the answer changes whether I'm wearing it, or not. If you're considering the holes on the front and back as one hole then there needs to be holes through me when I have it on.

Most people will say 4 Only the sharp ones will get the real answer

@oelma__ U571

NAME one

I'm harder than Portland cement.

@CrucialN @EllaJeanrz Actually you add 4 then add 4*2 (so you add 8) then add 8*2 (so you add 16) then you add 16*2 (so you add 32)

@EllaJeanrz Following the pattern, 15 x 2 + 1 = 31

What comes next? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium 😬

@edjviscovitz @EllaJeanrz Correct.

@EllaJeanrz 31

My dick is like Americans: Too fat but dangerous.

I’ve got two states of mind; stoned and asleep.

@UniteVids 🔥🦋

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@Shadypenguinn Finally getting a penis enSMALLment?

My life is going to change drastically over the next 12 months. Join me.

@SerebiiNet Beedrill but no butterfree what the fuck!?

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If sleeping was your job, you’d want to wake up just so you didn’t have to go to work.

And the question is, was I more alive then than I am now? I happily have to disagree. I laugh more often now, I cry more often now, I am more me!

I might believe in the Loch Ness monster and UFOs, too, but I never believed all the shit they said about you!

Oh, rejoice, and holy fuck, you're bleeding there.

You always amazed me, but that’s the past!

Taking big sips from a glass of blood wine.

I know I’ve killed a few, but none of those women were you.

She got me high, and I hardly noticed there were tears in her eyes.