João Pedro Caetano

Every tweet of mine should be read in the calmest, most thoughtful and understanding voice the best psychotherapists have.

@michaeldweiss Been reading you and listening to you for many years. So strange seeing you in my country! Hope you enjoy it, though the heat's been unforgiving...

Cascais life.

@leoneniel Eu com esta série, a cada 20 minutos, só pensava: "Damn..." 🤣😆 Até fiquei estúpido com a qualidade disto!

É muito isto. Gilroy, Britell, Whitaker, damn.

@michaeldweiss I literally read "The White Lotus has begun..." 😅 Might as well be, huh?😮‍💨

"The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly." npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-…

Trump: When I was in Michigan, I met with so many leaders of faith.. I said I understand that you don’t mind death. They said, “No sir, we want to live”

@Macbaconai Treetop hanging town

Okay, let's cook. What do you want to see? Drop it with only 3 words!

@Macbaconai I've had an image in my mind for ages of bedrooms with very low ceilings, where you'd literally have to crawl into them and lie down on a pile of duvets. Illuminated by soft cozy lighting, like a bright nightlight. Almost like a sci-fi burrow. But no luck generating that...

@Macbaconai Low Ceiling Cozy (I have a hard time making very low ceilings with most image generators. I leave you with that challenge. ;) )

@Macbaconai Raised Tent Town

@Macbaconai Woven Fabric Rooms

@Macbaconai Sand Made of Pearls

@Macbaconai Geode Swimming Pools

@Macbaconai Paper-based Computation Civilization

@Macbaconai Marble Towards the Waters

@Macbaconai Art Deco Town

@Macbaconai Sci-fi Cozy Dozing

@Macbaconai Wooden Levels Town

@michaelshermer "A floating head would scare humans." "But they have telepathic abilities. they could shut down the fear response." "Humans should have free will." and on and on and on it goes.....

@michaelshermer "They're flimsy because their home planet has lighter gravity." "Wouldn't they need more strength to handle Earth gravity?" "They can control gravity." "Then why even come to Earth with bipedal bodies in the first place? Why not just BE a floating head with telepathic abilities?"

How come aliens never look like this? They're always wimpy and emaciated. Don't they have testosterone, or even steroids, on other planets?

@DevinCow Pure 'The Office' energy. My god.....

Look at her face. twitter.com/PhilipJGermain…

@XDarthThunderX 1. Andor 2. Andor 3. Andor 4. Andor

Rank these four Star Wars shows ✨