Detective.TUC

Well well well... seems someone left unfinished work here... someones gotta clean it up then.. Its a pleasure to meet... call me DT... Im Patched's Brother

Blehh Jewel 🩵🩵🩵

. . . Miles....

@bloodyrosezfg @tiredwooly . . . You realize its not gonna work..

@ClonedTails @tiredwooly Keep you from getting drunk af again.

I'm so fucking scared.

@MsV4n1ll4 Its my job Vanilla friends look out for each other

@ClonedTails awh you’re too kind, sweetie

oh my it’s a bit cold this morning. .

@LonelyTwoTailed Here i got an idea..ill buy you and me drinks and snacks lets try to cheer you up

@ClonedTails Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.. .. Well, uh.. good luck on your adventures, detective guy.

Hey.. I keep getting told to get out more and actually speak to people. But I really don't want to. So.. I decided to try this.. Twitter thing. I'm.. really not the best company, though.. I'm worried that people will find me annoying. I guess I won't know if I don't try..

@MsV4n1ll4 Here use mine.. I dont really need it..can't feel cold...

@ClonedTails maybe

@LonelyTwoTailed There are always a few others.. i mean.. every postive has a negative

@ClonedTails ..Jeez. That's.. actually really cool. I hate those guys. You're doing the world a big favor, getting rid of them.

@LonelyTwoTailed No no.. Infact...i hunt them.. Everyone is part of a food chain... Exes hunt the innocent.. I hunt..and maybe eat the Exes

@ClonedTails ..Ooh.. You're like.. undercover? That's interesting. ..You're not actually one of those EXE guys that kill for "fun" though, right..?

Rip @RebelCream you will be missed

@LonelyTwoTailed That's the fun part.. Plus im not really a detective... im much much more..its just easy to do stuff behind a mask..

@ClonedTails Respectfully.. you can do much better than a.. two tailed twerp like me. ..Besides, being a detective's sidekick..? I'm uhh.. not really experienced in the art of.. investigations, and all that stuff. I'd just slow you down.

@LonelyTwoTailed Hmmmm.... Would say you wannt be my sidekick however... im even hidding my identity soooo

@ClonedTails Yeah, well.. I'm not a baby, mister. Last time I tried playing hero, my actions put innocents in danger.. hospitalized the people that needed saving. How could I possibly continue after that? Being his sidekick was the only way of life for me. There is no way now. I want out.

@LonelyTwoTailed Its alright to fail you know..babys gotta crawl before standings and they tend to fall...alot

@ClonedTails ..Well, uhhhhh... .. You ever feel like you actively weigh everyone down? Feel like your friends secretly.. hate you? Do you wake up every morning, feeling the anxiety and loneliness eating away at you? That's.. basically what I feel. I failed Sonic. Now I'm just.. a nobody.

@LonelyTwoTailed @bloodyrosezfg I see... why dont you tell me about yourself

@ClonedTails @bloodyrosezfg No need to lie to me, mister. I know how wasted and worn out I look. And.. truth is, I haven't felt "okay" in a long, long while..

@LonelyTwoTailed @bloodyrosezfg Uh..yeah..sure You okay buddy? You look..well

@ClonedTails @bloodyrosezfg Holy crap! Detective Pikachu?!

Bet why not?

@Funni_Lil_Bunni Bweh

[INTERACTION BAIT] Hello new students and welcome to creams school of bweh :D

@bloodyrosezfg @tiredwooly Whats that gonna do?

@ClonedTails @tiredwooly … I think someone needs to put a code lock on the storage room door.