Tyler Closson

Twitter poll/petition to not resign Gregg Berhalter as coach…retweet so @ussoccer can see the results

Nicotine + caffeine = protein

ICE arrests the the president of the Islamic Society of Milwaukee. Its begun

@NateB869505 @NFL_DovKleiman en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Fua…

@NFL_DovKleiman im waiting for a 270 pound Samoan running back to break the NFL someday...

NFL teams should consider adding Sumo Wrestlers to their offensive lines. He held back Micah Parsons without even trying. Most don’t realize how impressive this is. Parsons is 6-foot-3, 245 pounds 🤯🤯

@BowTiedPassport The good News is it makes your chile look bigger when she grabs it 🤣🤣🤣

I once dated a girl from a wealthy Mexican family that owned vineyards across the country. One day, she got mad at me for not noticing her new hairstyle (balayage). The argument escalated, and as I was laughing because the situation felt so absurd, she threw her hand up in my face. That was the moment I realized she only had four fingers on that hand. I’d been with her for months and never noticed. When I finally asked, she told me she’d been kidnapped as a child. Her family was too slow to pay the ransom, so the kidnappers cut off one of her fingers. She always hid that hand in her pocket or kept it out of pictures.

@alt_w_v_g Ai slop

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@MLShater Fills the MLS quota…

What does Berhalter even do?

@andrew_eaddy @EinSchwarzwelt His press created the goal. Do you even watch soccer bro

@ClossonTyler @EinSchwarzwelt Pepi didn't even pass the ball it bounced off of him lolol

Very interesting how Patrick is Poch's go-to, not Pepi.

@ConcacafEdgar If Pepi was with Mexico he’d be the starting 9 and bagging goals right and left. All he needs is playing time. Remember when he saved us in Honduras during World Cup qualifying

It’s clear that Poch doesn’t rate Pepi It’s safe to say that he may miss the World Cup again Played almost no minutes last camp & same for this camp Haji, Agyemang & Balogun all got starts except Pepi #USMNT

@andrew_eaddy @EinSchwarzwelt You didn’t show shit. Pepi gift wrapping the ball that any 12 year old could score isn’t making a point my guy 🤣🤣🤣

@ClossonTyler @EinSchwarzwelt "He can put the ball in the back of the net…" your clueless my guy. You mention scoring, I show you scoring.

@andrew_eaddy @EinSchwarzwelt Only because of Pepi lmao watch the games….

@ClossonTyler @EinSchwarzwelt Brother Big Pat scored last match lmao

@andrew_eaddy @EinSchwarzwelt He can put the ball in the back of the net….

@EinSchwarzwelt What would Pepi offer that Pat and Balo can’t? Nothing

@stacks_bobby Give me Pepi for a half. Give the man a chance, he will put the ball in the back of the net.

I’d love to see Reyna and Balo come on- probs Puli and Tillman / McKennie off. Also would take tessman for berhaulter but then we lack CM athleticism

@secnumbersguy @TrueMIZTigers This was the loudest I’ve ever heard Faurot field in person. It was magical.

#1 Oklahoma faces Mizzou for the 100th iteration of Homecoming. The Tigers DOMINATE the Sooners from start to finish. The Sooners lost their #1 ranking against Mizzou the following season as well and have not been ranked #1 since.

@FlaPanthers @AmerantArena

All Pride at @AmerantArena 🏳️‍🌈

Isn’t this common sense? Mexicans are Traditionalist, Catholic, and of European origin, especially Northern Mexico.

@ManagerTactical Curaçao says hello 👋🤣

So Jamaica 🇯🇲 had an expanded World Cup, with no 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽 in qualifying… and they still couldn’t qualify for the World Cup. Their people deserve better…

@USMNT @HomeDepot @ussoccer McKinnie as a striker is definitely a choice. Maybe Poch and the Juve coach are drinking the same espresso…. ☕️

✨ Starring in the Starting XI... #USMNT x The @HomeDepot

@ManagerTactical McKinnie as a striker is certainly a choice… maybe he and the Juve coach are drinking the same espresso… ☕️

I am sorry but why is Sebastian Berhalter starting vs Portugal?

@JaredCP1 For me it’s Chourio and it’s not even close…

Five Kansas City #Royals prospects I’m most excited to watch this year 1. OF Sean Gamble 2. LHP Justin Lamkin 3. RHP Michael Lombardi 4. RHP Freddy Contreras 5. OF Angeibel Gomez

@WillieTheTiger Luther Burden would he WR1 in this draft

If Luther Burden didn’t go in the first round last year then neither should Omar Cooper (This goes for Denzel Boston as well)