Cloud & Victory

Look you can invest in a man or you can invest in new ethical dancewear (one's gonna support you more than the other) 📲 cloudandvictory.com

Your prima ballerina stage name: Name of your first pet + what your dance teacher is most disappointed about you + "ikova" at the end

Your prima ballerina stage name: Name of your first pet + what your dance teacher is most disappointed about you + ikova at the end (Just call me Trusty Noturnoutikova)

@hunnysvga Hi there! Are you open to commissions?

From now on I will refer to my teachers' opinions of my dancing as 'fan theories'

"So what role did you get in Nutcracker?"

LGBTQ = let's go for ballet tonight queens 💅🩰🌈

Me if falling out of my pirouettes were an Olympic sport

Me if obsessing over Osipova's zombie pointe shoes were an Olympic sport

Size inclusive dancewear is so brat

Every male corps ballet dancer after the first act of Swan Lake:

LGBTQ = let's go for ballet tonight queen 🌈🩰💅

I'm really into BDSM...ballet dance style musicality 🩰✨😌🎀

My favourite ballet position? Foetal position, obviously.

Your first three emojis are how you dance

Your first three emojis is how you dance I'll go first: ❤️💀🩰

The real dancer math is that we can only count 5, 6, 7 and 8.

Becky I said I could perform miracles, not fix your turnout

Teacher: welcome! Today we are going to learn how to fondu. This is a basic but important ballet step! Me, holding a small ceramic pot, portable burner and an assortment of cheeses: I think I made a mistake

Archeologists can find the remains of entire civilisations that existed thousands of years ago, meanwhile I have yet to find my turnout.