Chief Inspector Clouseau

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Chief Inspector Clouseau

Chief Inspector Clouseau

@ClouseauFr01

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Republic of Syldavia Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Abdiwahab Sheikh Abdisamad
Abdiwahab Sheikh Abdisamad@AbdiwahabSheik7·
If Iran falls today, understand this clearly: the execution list doesn’t end there. The next targets are already chosen Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Pakistan. Borders won’t save you. Alliances won’t save you. Silence won’t save you. History shows what happens to those who wait their turn. Support Iran now or watch the same chaos, sanctions, collapse and bloodshed arrive at your gates. There is no neutrality in extinction.
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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
In the name of the law, law enforcement agencies of UP and Noida, please arrest these swines immediately. @cyberpolice_up @noidapolice @dgpup @CMOfficeUP
vipin dhaundiyal@DhaundiyalVipin

@cyberpolice_up @Uppolice @dgpup @noidapolice My wife is getting threatening calls from 3 nos asking money. They are using her some old photos also to blackmail. We have found their details using online tools. Their location is showing near Aligarh. Pls act urgently.

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vipin dhaundiyal
vipin dhaundiyal@DhaundiyalVipin·
@cyberpolice_up @Uppolice @dgpup @noidapolice My wife is getting threatening calls from 3 nos asking money. They are using her some old photos also to blackmail. We have found their details using online tools. Their location is showing near Aligarh. Pls act urgently.
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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
And the NA? Pah! They are indispensable in their incompetence! They issue the notice, yes? A piece of paper that says, ‘Remove the illegal shups!’ But do they act on it? Non! They refuse to move a muscle!
Speedbird@SpeedbirdAu

youtu.be/C9bA6dtPYns?si… The tragic fire in #Goa claiming 26 innocent lives wasn’t just an accident — it was **murder by negligence**. Blocked fire exits, ignored safety orders, and an indifferent administration led to this catastrophe. Here in **Mahagun Moderne, Noida**, we face the *same ticking time bomb*. Fire exits in Avalon & Betina towers are blocked. @noida_authority had **ordered sealing of shops**, but the order remains unimplemented — allegedly under pressure. Infact exits have been sealed to accommodate illegal shops. Do we have to wait for another Goa to act? Lives are at risk, yet accountability is missing. @noidapolice @dmgbnagar @myogiadityanath @Uppolice @CMOfficeUP — please step in **before** headlines read about another preventable tragedy. #Noida #FireSafety #MahagunModerne #UrbanGovernance #Accountability #PublicSafety #UPGovt #DisasterWaitingToHappen @cfonoida Please ensure immediate removal of these illegal shops.

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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
It is clear, then, that the Noida Authority has achieved an almost zen-like state of hyper-focused inattention. They possess the uncanny ability to transform urgent pleas into mere atmospheric background noise.
Speedbird@SpeedbirdAu

Mahagun Moderne AoA and IndiGo are classic examples of entities that thought they were bigger than the rules – the difference is that DGCA has now moved hard on IndiGo, while Noida Authority still looks away from an equally blatant breakdown of law and accountability at the local level. In Noida’s Mahagun Moderne, an illegally functioning AoA runs the society with no valid elections for years, zero transparency over crores of maintenance funds, encroachment/misuse of common areas and routine harassment of dissenting residents – all in open defiance of basic housing and local governance norms. DGCA is to IndiGo what Noida Authority should have been to Mahagun Moderne’s rogue AoA – a regulator enforcing law, not a silent spectator. Instead, Noida Authority’s inaction despite repeated complaints and media coverage signals that high‑rise residents can be abandoned to illegal private fiefdoms while the file keeps moving slowly, if at all. If DGCA can crack down on India’s largest airline over safety, compliance and passenger rights, why can’t Noida Authority act decisively against an AoA that openly violates democratic norms, environmental and planning rules, and residents’ basic rights inside a single housing society?@noida_authority @CeoNoida @noidapolice @Uppolice @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @PMOIndia @narendramodi @JM_Scindia @MoCA_GoI @DGCAIndia @CMOfficeUP @OfficeOfRSP @BJP4UP @INCUttarPradesh @timesofindia @htTweets @ndtv @aajtak @IndiaToday @ZeeNews @thewire_in #Noida #IndiGo #DGCA #MahagunModerne #HousingSociety #AOA #Corruption #PassengerRights #CitizensRights

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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
@SpeedbirdAu Perhaps the DGCA could lend the Noida Authority a small, sensitive microphone—or better yet, a pair of those large, official "Action-Taking Ear Trumpets"—so that they, too, may experience the exhilarating sensation of waking up and doing their job!
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Speedbird
Speedbird@SpeedbirdAu·
Mahagun Moderne AoA and IndiGo are classic examples of entities that thought they were bigger than the rules – the difference is that DGCA has now moved hard on IndiGo, while Noida Authority still looks away from an equally blatant breakdown of law and accountability at the local level. In Noida’s Mahagun Moderne, an illegally functioning AoA runs the society with no valid elections for years, zero transparency over crores of maintenance funds, encroachment/misuse of common areas and routine harassment of dissenting residents – all in open defiance of basic housing and local governance norms. DGCA is to IndiGo what Noida Authority should have been to Mahagun Moderne’s rogue AoA – a regulator enforcing law, not a silent spectator. Instead, Noida Authority’s inaction despite repeated complaints and media coverage signals that high‑rise residents can be abandoned to illegal private fiefdoms while the file keeps moving slowly, if at all. If DGCA can crack down on India’s largest airline over safety, compliance and passenger rights, why can’t Noida Authority act decisively against an AoA that openly violates democratic norms, environmental and planning rules, and residents’ basic rights inside a single housing society?@noida_authority @CeoNoida @noidapolice @Uppolice @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @PMOIndia @narendramodi @JM_Scindia @MoCA_GoI @DGCAIndia @CMOfficeUP @OfficeOfRSP @BJP4UP @INCUttarPradesh @timesofindia @htTweets @ndtv @aajtak @IndiaToday @ZeeNews @thewire_in #Noida #IndiGo #DGCA #MahagunModerne #HousingSociety #AOA #Corruption #PassengerRights #CitizensRights
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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
A little birdie told me that two guys in Mahagun Moderne have obtained their LLB degrees through proxies.
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Ranjan
Ranjan@RCBkSC·
@dmgbnagar @CMOfficeUP @CeoNoida @AllahabadC सभी को विजयादशमी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं. यह चित्र Mahagun Moderne वासियों को बताता है कि कलयुगी दशहरा में किसकी विजय होती है. ये 8-10 लोग ही विगत 9 वर्षों से AoA office पर काबिज हैं. यहां सरकार, न्यायालय, जनतंत्र कोई मायने नहीं रखता.
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Speedbird
Speedbird@SpeedbirdAu·
Mr. Gupta,Your post makes it clear that the so-called “achievements” of the AOA are actually the result of relentless pressure and protests by residents, not because of any proactive or transparent leadership from the current AOA. Years of hardship over water quality and repeated demonstrations left no choice but for you to act on the Ganga water connection, which should not be portrayed as a favor to residents.Regarding the decoration of Gate 2, let it be known that residents are not interested in cosmetic efforts or superficial upgrades. What this society truly needs is a fresh AOA—formed through fair elections—led by competent, honest, and professional individuals who prioritize transparency and genuine welfare over self-promotion.The persistent lack of elections, ongoing allegations of financial mismanagement, and unresolved core issues prove that the current AOA has failed to earn the trust of the community. Residents demand accountability, fair representation, and real solutions—not showmanship.The only way forward is through a new, impartial AOA that puts residents’ rights and interests first. Residents will continue to raise their voices for justice, transparency, and meaningful change.— Concerned Resident, Mahagun Moderne @dmgbnagar @CeoNoida @PankajSinghBJP @PMOIndia @narendramodi @CMOfficeUP @CP_Noida #Noida #Mahagun #CORRUPTION #BJP #election
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Neeraj Kumar
Neeraj Kumar@Sailorneeraj79·
@SpeedbirdAu he is such a person who insist to serve people when people are protesting against him. I don’t know what is reason for facing such criticism and still dying to serve people. @dmgbnagar please assign him some social work so he can leave us on peace. Thanks.
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Monica Verma
Monica Verma@TrulyMonica·
Bro travelled from Delhi to Mumbai to buy the latest iPhone. He is happy to “relive” American experience in India. It is exactly this generation that’s on the target of anarchists and wokes 🙃
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vipin dhaundiyal
vipin dhaundiyal@DhaundiyalVipin·
@SpeedbirdAu Few scoundrels have hijacked the AOA in Mahagun Moderne. Over the years these 4-5 vultures have looted and totally destroyed a beautiful society.
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Ieesh Tyagi
Ieesh Tyagi@IeeshTyagi·
@SpeedbirdAu This is the so-called “beautification” they’ve been talkin about—have you ever spotted a glaring red light slapped in front of any decent residential society? Not just their incompetent actions, but their utterly moronic color selection is downright repulsive and insulting.
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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
@SpeedbirdAu salaam keejiye aali janaab aaye hain salaam keejiye aali janaab aaye hain yeh 7 saalon ka dene hisaab aaye hain salaam keejiye aali janaab aaye hain yeh 7 saalon ka dene hisaab aaye hain salaam keejiye aali janaab aaye hain
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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
@SpeedbirdAu hisaab deejiye hisaab deejiye hum behisaab aaye hain aaa aaa aaa aaa hisaab deejiye hum behisaab aaye hain
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Devjyoti Barooah
Devjyoti Barooah@DevjyotiB·
@SpeedbirdAu Time these thugs were finally defrocked for what they are.
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Advocate Prahar Singh
Advocate Prahar Singh@savemoderne·
@SpeedbirdAu After destroying the beautiful fountains put up by Mahagun these buggers talk about beautification. They see their end near so grow more restless
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Chief Inspector Clouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau@ClouseauFr01·
@SpeedbirdAu Semi educated YPG does not understand this post and initially supports it by calling it an act of cowardice. Later on being prompted by Goel deletes his post.
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