Clova37

jajsjks en esta foto Garnacho y su novia parecen una pareja de lesbianas

Community notes is goated

Religion needs to go 😭

@_ejiro_m Sounds like a power rangers name

Nsppd is becoming a mental disorder for its attendees.

@olridwan Suffer neva tire you?

@Clova37 It shall not be well with you and Peter obi

Some yorubanivous animals will still vote for tinubu because he is their tribesman

I neva see alte girl wey fine

A New Nigeria is POssible ✅️

@peace_igho We need to fight back, prayers won't do anything

They will continue k!lling Christians because they know the worst you can do is Qoute bible verses.

@Aynoniii They know say people don clock their stupidity

Make pastor dey lock comment section, as how nah 😂😂😂

We met in the most unserious way possible. I was already having a bad day, running late, mentally arguing with myself, when this man had the audacity to bump into me and not even apologize properly. Not a real apology. One of those “sorry” with vibes of “but it’s lowkey your fault.” So obviously, I did what any sane person would do… I dragged him. And instead of being normal and leaving, he stayed. Arguing back. Matching my energy. Smiling like this was somehow… entertaining?? From that moment, I decided he was my enemy. We kept “randomly” running into each other after that. Same café. Same street. Same annoying face. Always something to argue about coffee orders, music, who bumped into who first (still him, by the way). Weeks turned into this ridiculous routine of arguing, eyerolls, and “coincidental” meetings that felt less coincidental every time. Then one day, it rained. Like, serious rain. Lagos did its thing. I was stuck, annoyed, already preparing to suffer home, and guess who appeared… umbrella in hand, looking entirely too pleased with himself. He didn’t even say anything at first. Just stood beside me and tilted the umbrella slightly so it covered me too. I said, “Don’t think this changes anything.” He said, “Of course not. You still owe me an apology.” I almost pushed him into the rain. But I didn’t move away either. We walked like that… arguing quietly under one umbrella, stepping over puddles, pretending we didn’t both notice how easy it suddenly felt. Somewhere between “you’re annoying” and “text me when you get home,” things… shifted. And now? Now this same man that I couldn’t stand is the one I call when my day goes wrong, the one who knows exactly how I take my coffee, and the only person allowed to annoy me on a daily basis. Still my enemy, by the way. Just… my favorite one.

@ArewaAdebukolaa Some yorubanivous animals will still vote for tinubu because he is their tribesman

Dear Yoruba people, We are giving Peter Obi our 100% vote in 2027, yeah?

@yxyiagain 😂😂😂 God sef no try

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@mrmacaroni @officialABAT He will share rice and people will vote for him

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

@mariolexxx Wetin you dey talk sef, na format go make girl wey no wan sleep with you sleep with you.

Lemme burst ur brain Unless say na the girl just wan sleep with you, e no get any format weh you wan use for any girl.

You can't be a Christian and be logical at the same time. Not possible

@ProphetBomaAbel Better go find brick laying work

Every door that should be open for you, open now!

@uc15871 Some women neva see mam boxer this year

Some guys never see woman pant this year 😂

@Iceprincezamani You work for APC now you are complaining lol fool

Since 2001, Jos Jos Jos 💔 My people have suffered too much tbh... Thoughts and Prayers

He intentionally wrote 2001 so that it won't look like he is blaming Apc the useless party he works for May God punish you, Iceprince